<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2015/04/22/tim-tebow-contract-no-guarantees-philadelphia/26175271/'>Tebow's deal had $0 guaranteed money. No bonus whatsoever. </a>


The Eagles are simply giving him an extended audition.

It would be a little weird mixing Tebowites and stereotypical Eagles fans.


OK...maybe not 'a little'.

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It would be a little weird mixing Tebowites and stereotypical Eagles fans.


OK...maybe not 'a little'.

Just a tad.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foot...van-mathis

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25159640/look-fan-sends-insane-tim-tebow-conspiracy-theory-to-evan-mathis'>http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25159640/look-fan-sends-insane-tim-tebow-conspiracy-theory-to-evan-mathis</a>

That's some good [BLEEP] there.

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And when Tebow gets cut during preseason, some people are going to go nuclear suicidal..

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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foot...van-mathis

 

 

That's some good [BAD WORD REMOVED] there.

 

Yeah it is.

 

That's bona fide, tin foil hat wearin', zombie apocalypse preparin, 911 conspiracy theoryin', they comin' ta get me! crazy right there. I mean, how can you even conceive the term "Ultra Jew"?!?!?!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Yeah it is.

 

That's bona fide tin foil hat wearin', zombie apocalypse preparin, crazy right there. I mean, how can you even conceive the term "Ultra Jew"?!?!?!

Is that a Jewish superhero?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foot...van-mathis

wow

 

 

Really......   wow. 

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wow

 

 

Really......   wow. 

 

My first response to reading that was "Nuh uh!"

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

My first response to reading that was "Nuh uh!"

Mine was that blank "Beavis and Butthead this sucks" stare.

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

wow

 

 

Really......   wow. 

 

 

My first response to reading that was "Nuh uh!"

 

 

Mine was that blank "Beavis and Butthead this sucks" stare.

 

It didn't phase me at all.  I'd just read about the latest theories from Michelle Bachman.  Comparatively, this dude's an amateur.

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Oh boy

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Yeah it is.

 

That's bona fide, tin foil hat wearin', zombie apocalypse preparin, 911 conspiracy theoryin', they comin' ta get me! crazy right there. I mean, how can you even conceive the term "Ultra Jew"?!?!?!

 

And when I wonder where the plots in some of these crime dramas come from.....

 

I'll remember this.

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For some reason, I'm taken back to a Brad Pitt line from the movie se7en. I don't think I can quote or link to it here, but I'll paraphrase it a bit:

 

<p style="margin-left:40px;">"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo'
..."

<p style="margin-left:40px;"> 

That should get you to the best part.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

2 parts fantasy

2 parts anger

1 part  supposition

1 part  delision

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1 cup conspiracy

 

HeadSlap

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When they have no time,  they think about it!

When they go down hard, they think about it!

 

Just watch Peyton, Andrew, Caep even Mr. Bundchen.

2 parts fantasy

2 parts anger

1 part supposition

1 part delision

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1 cup conspiracy


HeadSlap

Recipe for sacrimental wine?

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When Tebow came in to finalize his contract, he missed the line where he was supposed to sign his name by four yards. He should just start dating Taylor Swift so she can write songs about all the teams who broke up with him.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

That guy is such a conspiracy theorist he says that the NFL lured Timmy to NYC so they could try to get him hooked on drugs... wasn't going there his choice (a.k.a. - The Lord's plan)???

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Only a chump boos the home team!

Recipe for sacrimental wine?

 

Until it's blessed it's just whine.

 

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Recipe for sacrimental wine?

 

 

Until it's blessed it's just whine.

 

 


But they bless each other and just continue to whine and whine.

 

Sanchez has already fired a shot across Te Bow "Camp Arm until Bradford gets better"

Where is HardKnocks this year?

 

HeadSlap

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When they have no time,  they think about it!

When they go down hard, they think about it!

 

Just watch Peyton, Andrew, Caep even Mr. Bundchen.