Hey Mallet, you can take your helmet off now.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Let's see if BOB went to the Gus Bradley school of half time adjustments.

You only get one scoop of ice-cream, Mallet! 

 

Hoyer, keep it up and you'll get the triple fudge stack sundae!

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Hoyer > Mallett

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Mallett is not being a team-cheerleader like Luck.

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Let's see if BOB went to the Gus Bradley school of half time adjustments.

Texans are dead last in the league in second half offense. Yeah even worse than the Jags.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Look at Hoyer running that 2 minute drill

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Hoyer > Mallett

Until he throws 3 picks.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Until he throws 3 picks.

Cold feces > hot feces.

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Texans are dead last in the league in second half offense. Yeah even worse than the Jags.

I don't understand why they're so bad. They literally implode after the first mistake (the INT this game) and they can never bounce back. Their defense is very underwhelming as well... This has to be a coaching problem, doesn't it? The talent is there and the only thing they're missing is a decent QB. I thought BOB was a good coach, too...

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Anyone think Mallet kicks the Gatorade cooler over in the locker room?

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Mallett is a distraction, needs to be cut tomorrow by the front office.

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Hopkins.....like 7-11. Always open.

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Hopkins.....like 7-11. Always open.

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Mallett is a distraction, needs to be cut tomorrow by the front office.

Agreed...

 

He is what we call the "locker room cancer."

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I wish we drafted Hopkins over improving Joke. 

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Every Hoyer completion is making Mallet's blood boil higher and higher.

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Mallett is a distraction, needs to be cut tomorrow by the front office.

Yeah, if he was on the Jags i'd agree, but they need both of them in-case the other implodes.

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I don't understand why they're so bad. They literally implode after the first mistake (the INT this game) and they can never bounce back. Their defense is very underwhelming as well... This has to be a coaching problem, doesn't it? The talent is there and the only thing they're missing is a decent QB. I thought BOB was a good coach, too...

I dunno. But that thing on his chin really bothers me.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

I dunno. But that thing on his chin really bothers me.

Hahahaha, that thing is alive! Its a second belly button.

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lol

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