DeAndre Hopkins

Forrest Gump

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No need to get upset because I thrashed your assertion.

 

 

:thumbsup:

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Blaine Bortles imo

 

Fake Fartles can join slowby gerFart on the bench tbh

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No need to get upset because I thrashed your assertion.

 

 

:thumbsup:

 

The only thing you have thrashed is any shred of credibility you may have had around here.

 

And I say that VERY generously. I don't think anybody has taken you seriously from the get-go.

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With the A team and BB we should call the trio "AB+"

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You either die as a good poster, or live long enough to become the troll.

With the A team and BB we should call the trio "AB+"

 

Lets go with ABBA. 

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Lets go with ABBA. 

You are the touchdown team, young and clean, Burns and AR15

touchdown team...

cross the line of the endzone please

you can dance, you can jive

catching touchdowns when you dive

See that Bortles, super rocket beam

dig in the touchdown team

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You are the touchdown team, young and clean, Burns and AR15

touchdown team...

cross the line of the endzone please

you can dance, you can jive

catching touchdowns when you dive

See that Bortles, super rocket beam

dig in the touchdown team

You sir win the internet today. Congrats.

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:thanks: Extra Life 2016 is 11/05/16 :thanks:

You sir win the internet today. Congrats.

I must admit.... I had to look up lyrics, but I could not resist. 

:thumbsup:

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You are the touchdown team, young and clean, Burns and AR15

touchdown team...

cross the line of the endzone please

you can dance, you can jive

catching touchdowns when you dive

See that Bortles, super rocket beam

dig in the touchdown team

You won the forum today.


Nice

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By the way, fun stat. Starting in Week 2, if you had just started Bortles, Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns every week, you would have averaged 46.9 points in ESPN standard scoring. Starting in Week 2, if you had started Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman every week, you would have gotten an average of 49.6 points per week.

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By the way, fun stat. Starting in Week 2, if you had just started Bortles, Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns every week, you would have averaged 46.9 points in ESPN standard scoring. Starting in Week 2, if you had started Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman every week, you would have gotten an average of 49.6 points per week.

 

So does that mean we should immediately cut Bortles and the Allens? I'm so confused... weat:

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<i>Behold man's final mad disgrace.</i>

<i>He chops his nose to spite his face.</i>

 

-Etrigan the Demon

 

So does that mean we should immediately cut Bortles and the Allens? I'm so confused... weat:

only if we're getting Brady, Gronk, and Edelman

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So does that mean we should immediately cut Bortles and the Allens? I'm so confused... weat:

 

Just Bortles. They would probably be better off having Henne throw them the ball anyways.

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You are the touchdown team, young and clean, Burns and AR15

touchdown team...

cross the line of the endzone please

you can dance, you can jive

catching touchdowns when you dive

See that Bortles, super rocket beam

dig in the touchdown team

This is the best thing ever

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

Just Bortles. They would probably be better off having Henne throw them the ball anyways.

 

Silly me, I should have known better...Blaine Bortles has got to go!

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<i>Behold man's final mad disgrace.</i>

<i>He chops his nose to spite his face.</i>

 

-Etrigan the Demon

 

You are the touchdown team, young and clean, Burns and AR15

touchdown team...

cross the line of the endzone please

you can dance, you can jive

catching touchdowns when you dive

See that Bortles, super rocket beam

dig in the touchdown team

I read this as a rap and thought it was absolutely horrendous... Then I caught the ABBA referencing. Amazing

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You are the touchdown team, young and clean, Burns and AR15

touchdown team...

cross the line of the endzone please

you can dance, you can jive

catching touchdowns when you dive

See that Bortles, super rocket beam

dig in the touchdown team

 

Somebody knows their ABBA.

 

I have been around since the day it was announced that Jacksonville was getting a team and it was going to be named the Jaguars and this is the first time that I have ever seen the Jaguars and ABBA connected together.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/20...erlatives/

From PFF

 


Most likely to take the long shot
Most deep passing yards: Blake Bortles (Jaguars), 835 yards

Single-season Record: Eli Manning (Giants), 1,419 yards (2011)

No quarterback has thrown for more yards on deep passes through the first nine weeks of the season (since 2007) than Blake Bortles. His mark of 835 yards tops the 780 that Drew Brees racked up by the same stage of the 2008 season, and puts the Jags’ signal caller on track to challenge Eli Manning’s mark of 1,419 deep passing yards, which he set in 2011 en route to his second Super Bowl victory. Unsurprisingly, Bortles’ favorite targets, Allen Robinson (381) and Allen Hurns (285), lie second and fifth, respectively, in receiving yardage on deep passes.

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The Jaguars are the first team to have two wide receivers with at least 600 receiving yards and six touchdowns through the first eight games of the season since the 2007 Patriots. Hurns has 36 catches for 635 yards and six touchdowns on the year and Allen Robinson, has 40 catches for 707 yards and six touchdowns. Hurns has played in all 24 games during his two years in Jacksonville and has a touchdown catch is six consecutive games this year and a franchise record. It is the longest active streak in the NFL and tied for the longest such scoring streak in the league over the last three seasons.The last NFL player to catch a TD pass in seven consecutive games was Dallas' Dez Bryant in 2012. Pretty good company for a jaguar.

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