He forgot to tell everyone he's radioactive......... :teehee:

 

(For those that remember that Steve Martin routine)

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Man, I hate the week back after the holidays, I'm already feeling like it should be the weekend tomorrow.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Powerball is $675M. Maybe I should buy a ticket.

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Powerball is $675M. Maybe I should buy a ticket.

If you do, then you increase your odds of winning from 0 to 1:275,000,000.. good luck

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If you do, then you increase your odds of winning from 0 to 1:275,000,000.. good luck

Which is better than the 0:0 odds if I don't play at all. And think of all the friends I'll have if I do hit it.

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Which is better than the 0:0 odds if I don't play at all. And think of all the friends I'll have if I do hit it.

That's the way I see it.. Me and my little $10, 5 lines have a Lloyd Christmas chance too..

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I do the same thing and buy tickets when the jackpot is high.  But it's kind of funny/ridiculous.  It's like I would be upset to win only the $30 million new jackpots.

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I do the same thing and buy tickets when the jackpot is high.  But it's kind of funny/ridiculous.  It's like I would be upset to win only the $30 million new jackpots.

 

So you'd be happy to only upgrade your bank account by $30 million. That's the sign of a losing culture right there. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Which is better than the 0:0 odds if I don't play at all. And think of all the friends I'll have if I do hit it.

 

We'll all still hate you.

 

Can you loan me $150k?

 

It's for a good cause.

 

Hookers and blow is always a good cause.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

So you'd be happy to only upgrade your bank account by $30 million. That's the sign of a losing culture right there. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

It's only about 17 million after the government takes its cut. Hardly worth the effort.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

We'll all still hate you.


Can you loan me $150k?


It's for a good cause.


Hookers and blow is always a good cause.

First will be a book on the art of persuasion.

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First will be a book on the art of persuasion.

 

Well, they all will still hate you, but I'll be yo friend.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I've already bought the winning ticket at lunch so you guys might as well save your money.

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I've already bought the winning ticket at lunch so you guys might as well save your money.

 

But the guy that sold me my single $100 ticket told me that this was the winning one!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

But the guy that sold me my single $100 ticket told me that this was the winning one!

If it's the guy holding a sign that said "I need lottery tickets", we might be sharing the jackpot.

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It's cool HomerMyBiscuit. I'm willing to share.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

It's cool HomerMyBiscuit. I'm willing to share.

 

Okay.  But no one else!  I can only make $300M stretch so far.

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It's hit 700 mil already...wonder what it will get to before the drawing?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I just want to see it hit a billion cause all the billboards I've seen max out at 999 million. It would be funny to see the makeshift extra 0

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Man I hate laying in bed just starring at the ceiling. Can't sleep for anything.

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