Serious question: Do you like cats as pets?

Wait......you can have a cat as a pet?

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Have you forgotten what the term cat lover means?

I love them skewered and roasted with a side of egg noodles.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Wait......you can have a cat as a pet?

They're more like vermin than pets.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

They're more like vermin than pets.

 

Are you a cat hater? No cat lover would say such a thing.

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Why do you have to be a cat lover or a cat hater?

 

Can't you just be indifferent?

 

Or, perhaps people are saying it to get a rise out of you because you take the bait?

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Are you a cat hater? No cat lover would say such a thing.

Taters gon' tate.

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Why do you have to be a cat lover or a cat hater?

 

Can't you just be indifferent?

 

Or, perhaps people are saying it to get a rise out of you because you take the bait?

 

The comments I am seeing here express hatred. not indifference. People who are indifferent to cats do not compare them to vermin or say they taste like chicken.

 

As long as I don't know the answer, I will beg people to clearly explain in detail why they think riling me up because I take the bait is ever a good thing. it clearly is not.

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For the attention of those who care: I neither love nor hate cats. I do, however sneeze when I'm in their presence.

 

I digress.. no, not in any world would I find a kitten football match interesting.

 

There, you have my answer. I apoloigise for my previous catitude.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

And by the way, even if I know someone is joking I can't stop myself from getting mad about it because of what the joke is. As long as I love cats, I will take any statement that implies hatred of felines seriously.

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..but what may be a joke to you, others may find offensive.

 

Jokes are, by their very nature, offensive to someone. It's what makes them funny.

 

In other news: water is wet.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

..but what may be a joke to you, others may find offensive.

 

Jokes are, by their very nature, offensive to someone. It's what makes them funny.

 

In other news: water is wet.

 

The second sentence will never make any sense to me. I am mentally incapable of seeing how something can be funny because it is offensive.

 

Didn't you say you are done with this thread?

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Back to the topic . . .

 

Is anyone else interested in watching Kitten Bowl 3?

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My 3 year old might be amused for a moment

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MISTYKITTYRULZ

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MISTY KITTY RULZ

 

All kitties rule!

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I miss my misty kitty

 

she was half tabby and half wild cat

 

she hopped like a rabbit

 

one day she didn't come home

 

#ibstillgotsasad

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You will always miss her. I will always miss my cats. Fortunately Kitten Bowl 3 will give you a kitty fix if you get the Hallmark Channel.

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Serious question: Do you like cats as pets?

 

I love cats as pets.

 

As long as they are somebody else's pets.

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I love cats as pets.

 

As long as they are somebody else's pets.

 

All of the Kitten Bowl coaches and players are somebody else's pets.

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All kitties rule!

What you did to that quote is offensive.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato