I'd rather watch the Puppy Bowl.

 

You can watch both. They are not on at the same time.

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I officially decided not to have an official Kitten Bowl thread.

Have you officially decided...

 

Or have you ***OFFICIAL***ly decided?

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I guess that makes it officially official.

 

No it doesn't, JDub's threads are never ***official***, only AmeliaBot gets to do that. JDub's are just a poorly-executed, hollow, impersonation, just like her schtick.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Pythons don't eat kittens.

Yes they do/would.

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
;
; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

No it doesn't, JDub's threads are never ***official***, only AmeliaBot gets to do that. JDub's are just a poorly-executed, hollow, impersonation, just like her schtick.

 

My 2015 NFL Draft thread was official. I beat Amelia to it by 2 minutes so Bunnie locked his thread.

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My 2015 NFL Draft thread was official. I beat Amelia to it by 2 minutes so Bunnie locked his thread.

 

Just because you bribed a Mod to make it look ***official*** doesn't make it official.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Just because you bribed a Mod to make it look ***official*** doesn't make it official.

I need in on this bribe thing.....

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
;
; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

I need in on this bribe thing.....

 

You accept stray cats as payment?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Just because you bribed a Mod to make it look ***official*** doesn't make it official.

 

I did not bribe anyone. Bunnie just happened to notice Amelia was two minutes late.

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So I am officially confused.  Is there or is there not going to be an ***official*** Kitten Bowl or an ***official*** Puppy Bowl thread?  Perhaps there can officially be non-official threads.  I know that many users officially want to participate.  By the same token, it might be ***official*** that not so many users are officially interested in a non-official thread.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

You accept stray cats as payment?

Maybe, I know a few guys with hungry snakes.

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
;
; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

So I am officially confused.  Is there or is there not going to be an ***official*** Kitten Bowl or an ***official*** Puppy Bowl thread?  Perhaps there can officially be non-official threads.  I know that many users officially want to participate.  By the same token, it might be ***official*** that not so many users are officially interested in a non-official thread.

 

You'll have to ask an official.

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So I am officially confused.  Is there or is there not going to be an ***official*** Kitten Bowl or an ***official*** Puppy Bowl thread?  Perhaps there can officially be non-official threads.  I know that many users officially want to participate.  By the same token, it might be ***official*** that not so many users are officially interested in a non-official thread.

 

I can only start an official Kitten Bowl thread if everyone promises to not tease me for being a cat lover and all of the real cat lovers say they plan to post in it. I don't watch the Puppy Bowl/.

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I can only start an official Kitten Bowl thread if everyone promises to not tease me for being a cat lover and all of the real cat lovers say they plan to post in it. I don't watch the Puppy Bowl/.

Lets put out that fire with gasoline.. Make the thread..

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I need in on this bribe thing.....

Don't be horning in on my action!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

You'll have to ask an official.

Can you do that informally, or does it have to be an official inquiry?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

You accept stray cats as payment?

 

Why, do you have a couple extra?  I need to get my tennis racquet re-strung.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Well this has been interesting.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Well this has been interesting.

 

For all the wrong reasons. Be prepared to get bored soon.

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Lets put out that fire with gasoline.. Make the thread..

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato