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Michigan Man ARRESTED For Stealing 32 TONS Of BACON Over A Four Year Span!

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02-28-2016, 04:56 PM


Michigan Man ARRESTED For Stealing 32 TONS Of BACON Over A Four Year Span!
 

46-year old Randolf Turner, manager of a Wendy’s restaurant in Michigan, is accused of stealing more than 32 tons of bacon from his employer over the last four years. The man would have elaborated a complex plot to divert for his personal use, from 4o up to 500 pounds of meat per week, from shipments destined to his branch of the restaurant chain.

 

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02-29-2016, 11:07 AM

Took them long enough to catch on!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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02-29-2016, 06:03 PM

Where's the...pork?

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02-29-2016, 06:51 PM

What in the hell do you do with 32 tons of bacon?

 

That's a lot of bacon cheeseburgers

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03-02-2016, 01:16 AM

Well if it's a buck a bound, that's 2 grand for a ton of bacon. So 32 tons at 2k a ton and you're talking 64,000 bucks over 4 years An extra 16,000 untaxed. I'm sure he did just about whatever in the hell he wanted, and people got all the bacon they wanted. 

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03-02-2016, 02:44 AM

Quote:What in the hell do you do with 32 tons of bacon?


That's a lot of bacon cheeseburgers


I could tell you some stories, man....
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03-02-2016, 04:44 PM

Quote:What in the hell do you do with 32 tons of bacon?
 

 

Get clogged arteries?
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