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Furious George: monkey in Brazil drinks rum and chases bar patrons with knife

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02-18-2016, 05:58 PM


Furious George: monkey in Brazil drinks rum and chases bar patrons with knife
 

After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça, a distilled spirit popular in Brazil, from glasses around the bar. The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”, according to the Mirror.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/fe...akes-knife

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02-18-2016, 08:09 PM

Why was there a foot long knife just laying around for anyone to grab?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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02-18-2016, 08:26 PM

I'm not even mad..that's impressive.
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02-19-2016, 10:34 AM

I'm thinking Furious Monkey would be a good name for a craft beer.
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02-28-2016, 06:24 PM

Drunk Monkey...


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02-29-2016, 08:34 AM

Quote:Why was there a foot long knife just laying around for anyone to grab?


Your parties must suck.
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02-29-2016, 09:42 AM

People who use facebook.
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02-29-2016, 02:04 PM

Quote:Your parties must suck.



Not really, you just have to watch out for the parrot...he's shady as hell!!
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03-06-2016, 09:57 AM

Quote:I'm thinking Furious Monkey would be a good name for a craft beer.
 

I expect the taste would be a little sharp.
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