People who "like" their own Facebook post.

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Facebook in general and people who update their status twenty times a day in particular.  Do you think there's a single person on the planet who really cares what you just had for lunch?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Being abruptly awoken from a peaceful Sunday afternoon slumber for a trivial reason.   :angry:

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Somewhat related to the tip thing, and only golfers will get this one, but the guy who cleans your clubs at the end of a round. There is really no way to avoid him as he is typically on your bag before you even stop pulling the cart in. The clubs typically look worse after the fact due to the muddy rag he is using. This is the biggest sunk cost on the planet.

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People who spend fifteen minutes in line ahead of you to buy lottery tickets.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

country music

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Somewhat related to the tip thing, and only golfers will get this one, but the guy who cleans your clubs at the end of a round. There is really no way to avoid him as he is typically on your bag before you even stop pulling the cart in. The clubs typically look worse after the fact due to the muddy rag he is using. This is the biggest sunk cost on the planet.

This must be at one of those high falutin joints. Everywhere I play has signs that say 'We accept EBT!'

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People who "like" their own Facebook post.

 

This.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

7:30am Amber alerts for South Florida.

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Bad breath...if you have a job where you are in people's face PLEASE brush, gargle, breath mints...do something!

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"History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed."
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- B.C. Forbes

7:30am Amber alerts for South Florida.

Yeah, what the hell is up with that?

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I don't know but, it surely was annoying.

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Your face.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Dan Halen

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Incarcerated former USC Running Backs.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Incarcerated former USC Running Backs.

I almost asked who.


Almost.

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I almost asked who.


Almost.

 

Owls.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

People who put on turn signals indicating they are turning or getting into a turn lane and wait til the very last possible moment to move their car so the person behind them can drive straight.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

People who pronounce the "X" in Xavier. It's pronounced "Zavier", not "Exzavier."

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<FONT size=3>The secret to surfing is don't do anything.</FONT>

People that stick an accent mark in a name because they think it looks cool...


My BFF's sister in law named their kid Lil'lee Moon, pronounced Lily. Just give that poor kid a stripper poll now and get it over with!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???