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Ode to "Let's talk about"

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#9,881
03-06-2016, 10:00 AM

Quote:Well, wouldn't you do the same if she grew a beard?

 

Fair's fair.
 

Do we need to have 'the talk'?
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#9,882
03-06-2016, 01:17 PM

Somebody shoot me now. Came to the Home and Patio Show with my wife. Why do I do this every year?
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#9,883
03-06-2016, 01:27 PM

Quote:Somebody shoot me now. Came to the Home and Patio Show with my wife. Why do I do this every year?
 

Um, because you want someone to shoot you?
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#9,884
03-06-2016, 03:07 PM

Quote:Somebody shoot me now. Came to the Home and Patio Show with my wife. Why do I do this every year?


Cuz you like to torture yourself every year by looking at totally unrealistic, and ridiculously priced home improvement crap
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03-06-2016, 03:30 PM

Quote:Cuz you like to torture yourself every year by looking at totally unrealistic, and ridiculously priced home improvement crap
 

And you have to pay for the privilege to do so.
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#9,886
03-06-2016, 03:34 PM

Quote:Do we need to have 'the talk'?
 

My apologies if she already has a beard.
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03-06-2016, 07:12 PM

Quote:My apologies if she already has a beard.
 

A minor hormonal imbalance.
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03-06-2016, 09:44 PM

So it's my bachelor party (we call it a 'Stag Do' over here) this weekend coming...

 

For warm up drinks, I bought a couple of crates of Becks Bier, and 2 bottles of Jager... that should do it to get us warmed up..

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#9,889
03-06-2016, 11:01 PM

Put the Jager in the freezer if you haven't already.

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03-06-2016, 11:09 PM

Quote:So it's my bachelor party (we call it a 'Stag Do' over here) this weekend coming...

 

For warm up drinks, I bought a couple of crates of Becks Bier, and 2 bottles of Jager... that should do it to get us warmed up..


You have to buy the booze at your own stag party?
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#9,891
03-06-2016, 11:17 PM

Quote:So it's my bachelor party (we call it a 'Stag Do' over here) this weekend coming...


For warm up drinks, I bought a couple of crates of Becks Bier, and 2 bottles of Jager... that should do it to get us warmed up..


Just don't do something stupid with the Jager like making Jager-bombs.. Jager is too good for that crap..
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#9,892
03-06-2016, 11:35 PM

Agreed, never mix stuff with Jager!

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#9,893
03-07-2016, 01:29 AM

Quote:You have to buy the booze at your own stag party?
 

No... I just bought some for when we're getting ready to hit the town..

 

That will be the only thing I'm paying for..
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03-07-2016, 04:13 AM

Quote:No... I just bought some for when we're getting ready to hit the town..

 

That will be the only thing I'm paying for..


You're doing this in the same town you live in?
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03-07-2016, 04:17 AM

Hangover part 5?

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#9,896
03-07-2016, 04:51 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZPfsPJDfXc

 

Skip to 1:57 for the victory dance.. funny stuff!

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03-07-2016, 09:56 AM

Quote:You're doing this in the same town you live in?


No way!! That would make it easy to get caught...


So, we are going to a popular town called Bournemouth, we are going high speed go-karting during the day.. Go and catch a game on tv whilst having a burger... Then going out into the town for the nightlife... Should be an awesome night. I'm very excited... I'd let you know how it's going on the night.. But apparently there's a "no phones" ban... Anyone caught on their phone has to drink a shot of whatever the person who caught them suggests... If that makes sense?
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03-07-2016, 10:12 AM

Quote:No way!! That would make it easy to get caught...


So, we are going to a popular town called Bournemouth, we are going high speed go-karting during the day.. Go and catch a game on tv whilst having a burger... Then going out into the town for the nightlife... Should be an awesome night. I'm very excited... I'd let you know how it's going on the night.. But apparently there's a "no phones" ban... Anyone caught on their phone has to drink a shot of whatever the person who caught them suggests... If that makes sense?


Zzzip. Hold on, your shot will be running here in a second.
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03-07-2016, 10:34 AM

Quote:Zzzip. Hold on, your shot will be running here in a second.


Oh you've met my friends before?... I didn't realise... :-)
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03-07-2016, 11:13 AM

Definition of a Weddiing: A Funeral where a man gets to smell his own flowers :teehee: :yes:

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