I also question the wisdom of anyone who has presumably miles of real estate to choose from and instead builds their house 50 feet from the only neighbor in the county.

 

Did I forget to mention she's a hottie and likes to mow the lawn naked?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Did I forget to mention she's a hottie and likes to mow the lawn naked?

If she's mowing her lawn at 3:00 AM, what good does that do you?

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If she's mowing her lawn at 3:00 AM, what good does that do you?

Exactly!  Too dark to see.  That's why I want it done in the afternoon.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

If she's mowing her lawn at 3:00 AM, what good does that do you?

A good woman will trim the yard before she needs the Brush Hog.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

A good woman will trim the yard before she needs the Brush Hog.

 

I wonder if she enjoys the rider or prefers the walk-behind?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Exactly!  Too dark to see.  That's why I want it done in the afternoon.

You present a very convincing argument.

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I wonder if she enjoys the rider or prefers the walk-behind?

 

Self propelled most likely.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Self propelled most likely.

 

Probably leaves it about 8 inches deep.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Well this went south pretty quick. I think I'll leave you guys alone to discuss. Lol.

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