Played golf yesterday 

I can see how that can be annoying.

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She's 24. I can't believe she's been hiding such unethical behavior from me for so long. She actually got a little annoyed at me when I asked her twice if she really put ketchup on a brat.

My will is getting amended tomorrow.

So I see you're going with the tough love approach to dealing with the ketchup issue by giving your daughter a Dutch stalker... :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

So I see you're going with the tough love approach to dealing with the ketchup issue by giving your daughter a Dutch stalker... :whistling:

I take offense to that, I was never convicted!

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I can see how that can be annoying.

 

Typical dullard remark from the sophisticated European.

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sophisticated

I take offense to that too. 

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Chiller Channel.

 

This has potential to be one of the best channels on TV, yet they show reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Fear Factory. 

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Bananas that look pristine from the outside and look like a domestic abuse victim on the inside.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

Chiller Channel.

 

This has potential to be one of the best channels on TV, yet they show reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Fear Factory.

Hey now, Buffy was an awesome show!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Fear Factory. 

Or as Joe Rogan likes to call: How Joe Rogan pays his mortgage.

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Or as Joe Rogan likes to call: How Joe Rogan pays his mortgage.

 

I actually meant Fear Factor with no y. The show sucks, but the band is good.

 

UFC is paying Joe's mortgage these days I think.

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I actually meant Fear Factor with no y. The show sucks, but the band is good.

 

UFC is paying Joe's mortgage these days I think.

First NewsRadio, then Fear Factor, now UFC, old Joe hasn't done bad for himself has he?

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Stick figure families. NO ONE CARES.

 

I've always wanted to buy just the baby sticker, put it on my truck, then swerve like hell everywhere I drive.

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When will the indiscriminate use of the word literally stop? My gawd...

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When will the indiscriminate use of the word literally stop? My gawd...

 

I mean like, literally, never.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Cliches.  

 

"...when all is said and done..." 

 

"...back in the day..."  

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Cliches.  

 

"...when all is said and done..." 

 

"...back in the day..."

It is what it is.

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It is what it is.

That one makes me want to club a baby seal and kick a puppy!! :verymad:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Having to jump through security hoops at the airport just to assuage some poorly based fears about a one in 100,000 likelihood event.

 

I don't mind security checkpoints and screening inside the airport.  It's the no-waiting in your car in front that's just stupid.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

People who drive convertibles and have the top down with the windows up. You look like an idiot. You're driving a convertible with the top down, your precious hair will get messed up. Deal with it. Why else would they keep the windows up?

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People who drive convertibles and have the top down with the windows up. You look like an idiot. You're driving a convertible with the top down, your precious hair will get messed up. Deal with it. Why else would they keep the windows up?

 

It's not about the hair.  People do it to keep the car warmer or cooler with the heater or ac running.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.