For the last time...you can not walk around the store asking people to pet your monkey!!

 

Yeah, the police get really uppity about that kinda crap.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Fan violence at sporting events...


A team in Scotland (Hibernian) ended a 114 wait for a Scottish Cup triumph today, how did they celebrate? By invading the pitch (a common occurance that doesn't really bother me), and assaulting the opposition players. I don't care how 'deep' your rivalry goes, that is totally unacceptable.

<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/scottish-cup-final-violence-hibernian-and-rangers-fans-fight-on-hampden-park-pitch-after-thrilling-a7041446.html'>http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/scottish-cup-final-violence-hibernian-and-rangers-fans-fight-on-hampden-park-pitch-after-thrilling-a7041446.html</a>

Sounds more like gangs then fan clubs

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Sounds more like gangs then fan clubs

 

That is absolutely what it is.

 

Football (soccer) has a long history of violence, most of it died down in the 80's - Unfortunately, some supporters ruin it for the rest.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

For the last time...you can not walk around the store asking people to pet your monkey!!

 

But what if it misbehaves, can you ask a woman to spank it for you?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

But what if it misbehaves, can you ask a woman to spank it for you?

Only if you don't mind ending up spending 10 to 20 in the company of nothing but men afterwards...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Only if you don't mind ending up spending 10 to 20 in the company of nothing but men afterwards...

 

Maybe you've uncovered his hidden agenda there..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

If you upgrade to the premium package, you can get the Playboy channel all day. Problem solved.

Soft core adult movies. What's the point?

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Only a chump boos the home team!

Soft core adult movies. What's the point?

So you don't feel bad about not getting any, while watching someone else...not getting any either.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I didn't realise a word that begins with D and rhymes with oosh was a bad word?

 

Why was it removed from a post on here?... Weird.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I didn't realise a word that begins with D and rhymes with oosh was a bad word?

 

Why was it removed from a post on here?... Weird.

Because when that word is thrown about, it's almost always used to attack another poster...which is not allowed.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Because when that word is thrown about, it's almost always used to attack another poster...which is not allowed.

 

Ah I see.. no problem, thank you for clearing that up.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

So you don't feel bad about not getting any, while watching someone else...not getting any either.

Right? It's like playing naked air guitar with your crotch (or head).

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Only a chump boos the home team!

Ah I see.. no problem, thank you for clearing that up.

 

Silly explanations about why certain words are bad when a billion others used the same way aren't. 

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Right? It's like playing naked air guitar with your crotch (or head).

(uncomfortable silence in the room)

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Silly explanations about why certain words are bad when a billion others used the same way aren't.

It sounded like a good enough reason!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Restaurants or fast food places that ration ketchup.

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Restaurants or fast food places that ration ketchup.

What about restaurants without free refills and then serve tiny glasses?

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What about restaurants without free refills and then serve tiny glasses?

 

Sounds like a worker's paradise.

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The fat and lazy rarely ride bicycles, although I guess there are exceptions.

 

 

Clearly you dont visit Jax Beach on the weekends.

 

The load-carrying capacity of a beach cruiser is truly impressive.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Guys with shoulder length, or longer, hair who wear a ball cap. It can only be one or the other.

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