Trump is 70 and hits a golf ball 240 yards. What's your point?

You've seen it?


Cuz I have my doubts. Don't let that fake spray tan and makeup fool you.


He's old too. And his health doesn't look that good, either.

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Trump is 70 and hits a golf ball 240 yards.

 

According to him.

 

He's a notorious golf cheat, and, as has been discussed, a serial liar.

 

Doesn't matter, his presidency would entail sitting in the oval office and mean tweeting anyone that criticized him.  Except now he'd have a cabinet, so there would be a Secretary of Mean Tweets, with a staff of underlings to tweet mean things.  He wouldn't have to lift a tiny finger.

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You've seen it?


Cuz I have my doubts. Don't let that fake spray tan and makeup fool you.


He's old too. And his health doesn't look that good, either.

 

4 years ago, forgive me, but should give you an idea.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlzunW6YgA

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Trumps swing is unorthodox, but check out his impact position at 3:29.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZgydljiD0

 

 

Anybody who takes time to watch this video and knows anything about golf will know that swing generates at least 240 off the tee and that is without roll.

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You mean to tell me with the amount of tax dollars sunk into that ride they couldn't get a $300 automatic fold down RV step? Friggin government.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

You've seen it?


Cuz I have my doubts. Don't let that fake spray tan and makeup fool you.


He's old too. And his health doesn't look that good, either.

 

Deflect away my liberal friend.   :yes:

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Would a woman without brain damage do this? I think not.

 

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

I can't believe they found 3 dudes that would take a bullet for ole Hillary.

Actually a lot of the dirt that has come out of the white house is from former Bill Clinton secret service


Stories about how they decorated their Christmas tree with condoms, witchcraft stuff... Weird things like that. These people are mentally insane.

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4 years ago, forgive me, but should give you an idea.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlzunW6YgA

 

 

Trumps swing is unorthodox, but check out his impact position at 3:29.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZgydljiD0

 

 

Anybody who takes time to watch this video and knows anything about golf will know that swing generates at least 240 off the tee and that is without roll.

 

Neither of those videos actually show the ball going anywhere.  They are analyses of his swings.  Which is perfect for a Donald thread, since it's a claim that has non-specific evidence to back it up.

 

SC, I trust you more than Donald, so I guess I'll take your word for it.  Donald would take Hillary in at a driving range.

 

I'll take Hillary at the spelling bee.

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Neither of those videos actually show the ball going anywhere. They are analyses of his swings. Which is perfect for a Donald thread, since it's a claim that has non-specific evidence to back it up.


SC, I trust you more than Donald, so I guess I'll take your word for it. Donald would take Hillary in at a driving range.


I'll take Hillary at the spelling bee.

The point is, Trumps hips look like a touring pro at impact and Hillary can't even get in an SUV without a squatty potty.

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The point is, Trumps hips look like a touring pro at impact and Hillary can't even get in an SUV without a squatty potty.

 

Unless she's going after ISIS with a 5 iron, I don't care.

 

Her brain's fine, I don't care about her hips.*

 

 

 

 

*I mean I REALLY don't care about her hips.

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Unless she's going after ISIS with a 5 iron, I don't care.


Her brain's fine, I don't care about her hips.*




*I mean I REALLY don't care about her hips.

Remains to be seen if it is fine.

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Unless she's going after ISIS with a 5 iron, I don't care.

 

Her brain's fine, I don't care about her hips.*

 

 

 

 

*I mean I REALLY don't care about her hips.

 

Bingo. 

 

It's clear when she was on Anderson Cooper last night, and even today at her speech where she destroyed trump that she's mentally capable of being president.

 

On the other side we have a crazy megolomaniac that is proud that he gets like 2 hours of sleep at night and cannot refrain from tweeting insults to people for no reason.

 

But hey, four years ago he swung a golf club that looked pretty good for a 66 year old.  LOL.

 

Sorry Stroud, you're reaching.  And everyone knows it.

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Bingo.


It's clear when she was on Anderson Cooper last night, and even today at her speech where she destroyed trump that she's mentally capable of being president.


On the other side we have a crazy megolomaniac that is proud that he gets like 2 hours of sleep at night and cannot refrain from tweeting insults to people for no reason.


But hey, four years ago he swung a golf club that looked pretty good for a 66 year old. LOL.


Sorry Stroud, you're reaching. And everyone knows it.

And once again you are detracting from the health of your candidate. All I was proving was how healthy Trump is. Look at his campaign trail for crying out loud.

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According to him.

 

He's a notorious golf cheat, and, as has been discussed, a serial liar.

 

Doesn't matter, his presidency would entail sitting in the oval office and mean tweeting anyone that criticized him.  Except now he'd have a cabinet, so there would be a Secretary of Mean Tweets, with a staff of underlings to tweet mean things.  He wouldn't have to lift a tiny finger.

 

Yes, we know that.  All wars would be fought on Twitter and would cost the American people about 4 cents.  Can you think of a better system?

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Yes, we know that.  All wars would be fought on Twitter and would cost the American people about 4 cents.  Can you think of a better system?

 

If we're fighting wars on Twitter, perhaps Kanye in 2020 does make sense after all !!

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And once again you are detracting from the health of your candidate. All I was proving was how healthy Trump is. Look at his campaign trail for crying out loud.

 

What do you mean, I'm detracting from the health of my candidate?  I'm pointing out that you're claims are unsubstantiated and incomplete.

 

How is that detracting, exactly?  

 

Come on man.  Don't try to take this hillary health thing seriously.  It's all a joke.  

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Yes, we know that.  All wars would be fought on Twitter and would cost the American people about 4 cents.  Can you think of a better system?

 

Did you guys ever see that Star Trek episode where Kirk, Spock, and Bones landed on that one planet that had wars by computer simulation?

 

The twist was that after the simulation, if you were found to be dead by the computer, you had to go to an incinerator to actually get killed off.

 

It's was a pretty good episode.

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Trumps swing is unorthodox, but check out his impact position at 3:29.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZgydljiD0

 

 

Anybody who takes time to watch this video and knows anything about golf will know that swing generates at least 240 off the tee and that is without roll.

 

I agree.   It's a decent swing, and he could easily reach 240 yards with that swing, but I don't know about "without roll."   It's pretty hard to hit the ball 240 yards in the air.   But he could easily hit over 240 if you include the kind of roll you can get on a Florida golf course. 

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250 yards down the middle every time, He's got a good caddy  :thumbsup:

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