I keep going over to the Fantasy forum, then I realize they're just talking about football stuff.

I can understand your confusion.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Very, very few of my fantasies involve dudes in tight pants.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I can understand your confusion.

That concerns me.

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OK, Lovers have Valentines Day, what do single guys have? Palm Sunday?

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OK, Lovers have Valentines Day, what do single guys have? Palm Sunday?

 

Cash in their pocket.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Very, very few of my fantasies involve dudes in tight pants.

The fact that even one of your fantasies involve dudes in tight pants is disturbing!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

The fact that even one of your fantasies involve dudes in tight pants is disturbing!!!

 

Well, how else am I supposed to complete the appearance of the Cable Installation Guy?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Very, very few of my fantasies involve dudes in tight pants.

I don't even know why I bother dressing up anymore.

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I may be in seriously deep crap right now; I can't find my passport.

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Well, how else am I supposed to complete the appearance of the Cable Installation Guy?

Maybe it's a Cable Installation Woman... :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Maybe it's a Cable Installation Woman... :whistling:

 

I like where this is going.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I may be in seriously deep crap right now; I can't find my passport.

 

If you're sitting in an airport in Karachi, Pakistan, I would agree.

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Maybe it's a Cable Installation Woman... :whistling:

 

 

I like where this is going.

 

Helllll yeah!  I might put in a trouble call...and I have satellite!

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You owe me a new keyboard!!! LOL!!!

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If you're sitting in an airport in Karachi, Pakistan, I would agree.

I'm not. But I have a rental contract to sign on Friday and if I haven't left it at work or at my parents then that won't happen.

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I'm not. But I have a rental contract to sign on Friday and if I haven't left it at work or at my parents then that won't happen.

 

A passport to sign a rental contract?  Where are you renting, Karachi, Pakistan?

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I'm not. But I have a rental contract to sign on Friday and if I haven't left it at work or at my parents then that won't happen.

 

 
We probably care less than your parents.
 
Did you retrace your steps? ... oh darn ... It is official, we do care more.  We even tried to suggest retracing your steps.

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Where are you renting, Karachi, Pakistan?

 

Don't tease us. :no:

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Don't tease us. :no:

It's true. I hears it's because the people there emit less CO2.

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It's true. I hears it's because the people there emit less CO2.

 

That is because the more full of butt solids, the less full of butt gas.

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