That is because the more full of butt solids, the less full of butt gas.

Where do the butt liquids come into play?

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I remember this one time....


Wait, no I don't.

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You know, people say "redneck" like it's a bad thing, but all those "redneck" things I've done have taught me to be a better person!

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Well, they sure have taught me a healthy respect for power tools, that's for sure.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Very, very few of my fantasies involve dudes in tight pants.

 

 

The fact that even one of your fantasies involve dudes in tight pants is disturbing!!!

 

Was just about to post something similar. Darn you for getting there first. 

 

 

Just like last time that he said something like this a few weeks back, something about being dominated and you remarked something about "equipment", lol.

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Was just about to post something similar. Darn you for getting there first.



Just like last time that he said something like this a few weeks back, something about being dominated and you remarked something about "equipment", lol.

Just gonna have to be quicker then TMD! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Just realized I LOVE to cook! I knew I liked grilling and smoking. But cooking in General is awesome! I guess I took the wrong career path. Making my world famous spaghetti. Well, I don't know if it's world famous, but I like throwing a bunch of crap in the pot! So far have onions tomato and mushroom added, that's about all we had on hand when I decided to make it with exception of spices. I do have sausage but going to use that to make my world famous something else.


So here's where you call me a [BAD WORD REMOVED] bbecause I like to do a woman's job or help me with more stuff to throw into this pot!

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Just realized I LOVE to cook! I knew I liked grilling and smoking. But cooking in General is awesome! I guess I took the wrong career path. Making my world famous spaghetti. Well, I don't know if it's world famous, but I like throwing a bunch of crap in the pot! So far have onions tomato and mushroom added, that's about all we had on hand when I decided to make it with exception of spices. I do have sausage but going to use that to make my world famous something else.

So here's where you call me a [BAD WORD REMOVED] bbecause I like to do a woman's job or help me with more stuff to throw into this pot!

Oh, I might add that my kitchen is an absolute mess!!! No joke. How did I get sauce on the floor. 8 FEET AWaY FROM WHERE IM COOKING!!!


Edit, meant to edit my post not quote it. Guess that kinda answers the question. Gotta go, got to get these noodle off the wall before the wife gets home.

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I remember a few people talking about how hot the Thursday a Night Football girl was (forgot the thread). I'm just not seeing it. Do those people think she is hot because you see the bottom of her butt cheeks at the beginning?

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I remember a few people talking about how hot the Thursday a Night Football girl was (forgot the thread). I'm just not seeing it. Do those people think she is hot because you see the bottom of her butt cheeks at the beginning?

She's pretty...but the song she sings is stupid!! Sounds more like a travel channel song than one for football!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

She's pretty...but the song she sings is stupid!! Sounds more like a travel channel song than one for football!!

I don't care for the song either. As much as I dislike ceelo (sp) I liked last year's opening better.

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Oh, I might add that my kitchen is an absolute mess!!! No joke. How did I get sauce on the floor. 8 FEET AWaY FROM WHERE IM COOKING!!!


Edit, meant to edit my post not quote it. Guess that kinda answers the question. Gotta go, got to get these noodle off the wall before the wife gets home.

 

 

It sounds like you added to much beer too your world famous spaghetti recipe.   

 

 

Edit: mine works fine.

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She's pretty...but the song she sings is stupid!! Sounds more like a travel channel song than one for football!!

She sings? Huh, I never noticed.

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<b>You might be a redneck if you think the ABC's are Anheuser-Busch and Coors</b>

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So I've been watching this for a while now:

 



 

I haven't gotten anything done in the last 3 hours. And I love it.

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So I've been watching this for a while now:

 

 

 

I haven't gotten anything done in the last 3 hours. And I love it.

 

You type well with only one hand.

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The girl in the background is actually pretty cute.

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So I've been watching this for a while now:

 



 

I haven't gotten anything done in the last 3 hours. And I love it.

 

 

Don't be so hard on yourself, you haven't gotten anything done in the last 3 years.

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Don't be so hard on yourself, you haven't gotten anything done in the last 3 years.

Hey now! I graduated college, got a job, got fired and got another job in the last year and a half.

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Hey now! I graduated college, got a job, got fired and got another job in the last year and a half.

 

The life of a hairdresser is tough.  

 

:woot:

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