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Man Dressed as Tree Blocking Traffic Arrested in Portland, Maine

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10-26-2016, 01:32 PM


Man Dressed as Tree Blocking Traffic Arrested in Portland, Maine
 

Portland, Maine, police arrested a man dressed as a tree Monday after they were called to the scene where the man was blocking traffic.

The Portland Press Herald reported Asher A. Woodworth, 30, would not cooperate with police when he was told to move from the busy intersection in downtown Portland.


http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/man-dress...z4ODIvxFtb

 
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10-26-2016, 04:19 PM

Police caused this.  They told him to make like a tree and leave.....

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10-26-2016, 04:20 PM

Should have called the Special Branch..

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10-26-2016, 04:33 PM

Not Portland, Oregon? I am dissapoint.

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10-26-2016, 04:49 PM

He thought the light was green.
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10-26-2016, 04:49 PM (This post was last modified: 10-26-2016, 04:50 PM by homebiscuit.)

He said he wasn't moving fir no one.
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10-26-2016, 04:55 PM

Quote:He said he wasn't moving fir no one.
 

Oh yew..
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10-26-2016, 05:09 PM

Quote:Oh yew..
This thread is sure becoming quite poplar. 
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10-26-2016, 05:13 PM

Quote:This thread is sure becoming quite poplar. 
 

I think we're all just trying to get to the root of the problem.
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10-26-2016, 06:24 PM

Quote:I think we're all just trying to get to the root of the problem.
It's a tough one but I think we maple this out. 
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10-26-2016, 06:26 PM

Quote:It's a tough one but I think we maple this out. 
 

Oak-ay.
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10-26-2016, 06:47 PM

Quote:Oak-ay.
If you can figure it out first I willow you one. 
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10-26-2016, 06:48 PM

Quote:If you can figure it out first I willow you one. 
 

To figure it out wood be impressive.
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10-26-2016, 06:51 PM

Reports say he was mentally sycamore
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10-26-2016, 06:57 PM

I don't get it
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10-26-2016, 07:12 PM

Quote:I don't get it
keep chopping away, it will come to you. 
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10-26-2016, 07:40 PM

Oh...y'all don't like trees...I get it now.
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10-26-2016, 08:38 PM

Quote:Oh...y'all don't like trees...I get it now.
 

You just have to go against the grain, don't you?
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10-26-2016, 08:42 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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#20
10-26-2016, 08:44 PM

A real tree wouldn't have moved or cooperated with police.

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