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If you had 1 million dollars, what is the first thing you would buy

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#1
11-09-2016, 01:19 PM

Paying bills off doesn't count. Or hooking family up.


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11-09-2016, 01:20 PM

A lottery ticket

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11-09-2016, 01:37 PM

A House

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11-09-2016, 01:37 PM

Some gum.
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11-09-2016, 01:41 PM (This post was last modified: 11-09-2016, 01:44 PM by superfan32.)

I have a house and gum...but I don't have a lottery ticket.  I could also use a new frying pan.

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11-09-2016, 01:48 PM

Land.

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#7
11-09-2016, 01:50 PM

A Crown and Coke. You know, to celebrate getting a million smackers.

 

No seriously, a million bucks ain't what it used to be.

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11-09-2016, 01:51 PM

Then what did it used to be?

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11-09-2016, 01:52 PM

Quote:I have a house and gum...but I don't have a lottery ticket.  I could also use a new frying pan.
 

My mouth is dry from all of the tequila.  I need some gum.
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11-09-2016, 01:53 PM

Quote:Then what did it used to be?
More stoopid. Sheesh you're dum.
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11-09-2016, 01:53 PM

I don't drink tequila very often, but when I do, I only drink the wet kind.

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11-09-2016, 01:55 PM

You don't know what you're missing.

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11-09-2016, 01:58 PM

A dry mouth?

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11-09-2016, 02:00 PM

"Hookers and coke"...

 

For a cool $1 million, the first I would buy would be a newwwwwwww car! (Price is Right voice).


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11-09-2016, 02:15 PM

souped up Chevy Nova
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11-09-2016, 02:51 PM

2 chicks at the same time
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11-09-2016, 02:52 PM

Why would you want 2 chicks?  I'll give you mine.

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11-09-2016, 02:54 PM

Quote:2 chicks at the same time

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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11-09-2016, 03:20 PM

A big box of Little Debbie Peanut Butter Bars.
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11-09-2016, 03:35 PM

A bigger money clip.

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