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#101
12-13-2016, 03:21 PM

Quote:What about the sink? Not that I've ever done that... Ninja


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#102
12-13-2016, 03:24 PM

I once had to go so bad that I went in a trashcan in a hotel lobby...In my defense, the bathroom door was locked.

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#103
12-13-2016, 05:22 PM

Quote:I once had to go so bad that I went in a trashcan in a hotel lobby...In my defense, the bathroom door was locked.


One of the first jobs I ever quit ended with me standing on the hood of my bosses car and I urinated down his heater vent..
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#104
12-13-2016, 06:25 PM

Quote:One of the first jobs I ever quit ended with me standing on the hood of my bosses car and I urinated down his heater vent..
 

Why does this not surprise me?


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#105
12-13-2016, 06:37 PM

Quote:One of the first jobs I ever quit ended with me standing on the hood of my bosses car and I urinated down his heater vent..


I wish I was as kool as you.
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#106
12-13-2016, 06:54 PM

Quote:I wish I was as kool as you.


That's not cool. That's ticked off
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#107
12-13-2016, 06:59 PM

Btw.. I just got out of the shower..



I peed in there..
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#108
12-13-2016, 07:14 PM

Quote:Btw.. I just got out of the shower..



I peed in there..
 

Did you poop?


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#109
12-13-2016, 07:17 PM

Quote:Did you poop?


I save that for work
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#110
12-13-2016, 07:20 PM

Quote:I save that for work
 

Definitely, do that when you're getting paid for it. I like your style.
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#111
12-13-2016, 08:15 PM

Quote:Definitely, do that when you're getting paid for it. I like your style.


I find this mildly disturbing.
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#112
12-13-2016, 08:17 PM

Quote:I find this mildly disturbing.
 

Really? You can't beat a work crap. Then you get to spend your down time doing whatever you want..
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12-14-2016, 05:23 PM

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#114
12-17-2016, 07:02 PM

Quote:You doo in there too?? You really are a savage!!!
 

Stop with the savage stuff. I always go outside my tepee to pee pee.

 

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#115
12-17-2016, 07:46 PM

How about a "Jump to Conclusions" matt?  

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#116
12-17-2016, 07:47 PM

Quote:Really? You can't beat a work crap. Then you get to spend your down time doing whatever you want..
 

I work from home now...  And let me tell, ya.  Taking a crap while on company time is pretty sweet!  
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#117
12-17-2016, 07:58 PM

Quote:I work from home now... And let me tell, ya. Taking a crap while on company time is pretty sweet!


This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns made Homer work from home because he got way too fat..


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#118
12-17-2016, 08:43 PM

Quote:This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns made Homer work from home because he got way too fat..


Do you wear a moo-moo to work every day?
 

LOL!  That was a great episode!  Thank you for reminding me...  I'll be heading to my local Mu-mu City tomorrow after we get blown out by the tin horns.

 

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12-18-2016, 03:29 AM

Quote:I work from home now...  And let me tell, ya.  Taking a crap while on company time is pretty sweet!  
 

That's what we all aspire to.
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#120
12-18-2016, 01:31 PM

Quote:Is it bad to pee in the shower if you aren't actually using it? I'm asking on behalf of a, um, friend.


If I'm drunk enough I'll pee in the sink.
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