I'll take one doc.

You have what they call The Hip Gout with a severe case of Milk Leg..Take some honey and rub it on your face..

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I have a burning sensation....

Stay away from Ladies Night near The Gator Lodge.

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Hit me with it..

You have a case of The Wonky Tooth.. Need some copper wire and a fence puller for proper treatment.

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You have a case of The Wonky Tooth.. Need some copper wire and a fence puller for proper treatment.

Accurate.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I started this thread because someone who lives 162 miles away from EverBank Field and goes to Jaguars games got mad at me for saying 90 minutes is way too far for me to attend.

 

Evidently you missed the point of WHY I said that.  You posted one of your blanket statements that everyone who lived close enough to the stadium to go to games but watched on TV instead was part of the problem.  I pointed out that you lived closer than me and I go.  The point was that you need to STOP making such blanket statements because maybe there is a REASON why people can't go to the games.    Evidently you have a valid reason, perhaps others do too??

 

For everyone else....if I am the reason this thread was started... you have my apologies.  

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I wanna a Dr.s visit also

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https://www.flickr.com/photos/kkpugh726/albums

JW, in the college forum recruiting thread there is a very simple thing you could do that could make things easier for you.....google.  You ask questions to people that all you have to do is look things up on your own.  You seem to know all this information when you want to make a point to people and have an argument, but when the time comes you refuse to look things up.  It's not up to other people to spoon feed information to you.

 

Again, if you want your experience to get better here, you have to help yourself and other will start helping as well.

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He blames it solely on coaching. I hope he is right!

I don't think Blakes struggles are Gus' fault, I think Blake just has a lot of flaws he needs to work on and I still hold hope he'll work his butt off this season and come back more like 2015.  

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I don't think Blakes struggles are Gus' fault, I think Blake just has a lot of flaws he needs to work on and I still hold hope he'll work his butt off this season and come back more like 2015.  

 

I know a coach can't make a player work with a skill coach in the off-season, but based on the coaching I have seen with this team, I am pretty sure nobody even pressed the idea that Bortles needs to go back to House in the off-season to keep working on his mechanics.

 

My read is that Bortles bought into the media hype and rested on his laurels of the good numbers he put up last year and just assumed it would carry over to this year. 

 

The one positive is I think we will get the absolute BEST Bortles has to offer next year because it is all but guaranteed he will work his butt off in his 4th year. Then again, Walterfootball may be right. BB5 may just simply not care enough about football.

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I know a coach can't make a player work with a skill coach in the off-season, but based on the coaching I have seen with this team, I am pretty sure nobody even pressed the idea that Bortles needs to go back to House in the off-season to keep working on his mechanics.

 

My read is that Bortles bought into the media hype and rested on his laurels of the good numbers he put up last year and just assumed it would carry over to this year. 

 

The one positive is I think we will get the absolute BEST Bortles has to offer next year because it is all but guaranteed he will work his butt off in his 4th year. Then again, Walterfootball may be right. BB5 may just simply not care enough about football.

 

If he's not vastly improved next year, then it's over. It's already been mentioned on local radio he's planning on spending extensive time in Cali with the football gurus. We'll see what happens. 

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Sweet...yall turned the JW thread into a Bortles thread...well done!

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Have you seen my baseball?

Of course the bad overshadows the good. I am not blind to that fact. It just makes no sense that people say "nothing" good ever happens. These are the same people who started loving Marqise Lee, Jason Myers, and other guys who vastly improved this season. You can't believe both everyone sucks and we have some good players at the same time.

I understand what you are saying, but those without AS don't think in those terms.

 

If someone annoys me on occasion by asking the same question over and over, I might say "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT". In reality, they don't ALWAYS do that, but if feel like it.

 

When a game is really bad, it fee like ALL is bad even though maybe someone made a great circus catch, but we still lost 50 -10. That's based more on emotions than fact. It's as difficult for those non AS people to see things as you do and vice versa. 

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Sweet...yall turned the JW thread into a Bortles thread...well done!

It's usually the other way around!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

:yes:

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Have you seen my baseball?

Ingredients:


2 to 3 very ripe bananas, peeled


1/3 cup melted butter


1 teaspoon baking soda


Pinch of salt


3/4 cup sugar (1/2 cup if you would like it less sweet, 1 cup if more sweet)


1 large egg, beaten


1 teaspoon vanilla extract


1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour


Method


1 Preheat the oven to 350F (175C), and butter a 4x8-inch loaf pan.


2 In a mixing bowl, mash the ripe bananas with a fork until completely smooth. Stir the melted butter into the mashed bananas.


3 Mix in the baking soda and salt. Stir in the sugar, beaten egg, and vanilla extract. Mix in the flour.


4 Pour the batter into your prepared loaf pan. Bake for 50 minutes to 1 hour at 350F (175C), or until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean.


5 Remove from oven and cool completely on a rack. Remove the banana bread from the pan. Slice and serve. (A bread knife helps to make slices that aren't crumbly.)

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lmbo

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Have you seen my baseball?

Ingredients:

2 to 3 very ripe bananas, peeled

1/3 cup melted butter

1 teaspoon baking soda

Pinch of salt

3/4 cup sugar (1/2 cup if you would like it less sweet, 1 cup if more sweet)

1 large egg, beaten

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour

Method

1 Preheat the oven to 350F (175C), and butter a 4x8-inch loaf pan.

2 In a mixing bowl, mash the ripe bananas with a fork until completely smooth. Stir the melted butter into the mashed bananas.

3 Mix in the baking soda and salt. Stir in the sugar, beaten egg, and vanilla extract. Mix in the flour.

4 Pour the batter into your prepared loaf pan. Bake for 50 minutes to 1 hour at 350F (175C), or until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean.

5 Remove from oven and cool completely on a rack. Remove the banana bread from the pan. Slice and serve. (A bread knife helps to make slices that aren't crumbly.)

I love banana bread!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

#include <unistd.h>
 
int main(void)
{
    while(1) {
      fork(); 
    }
}

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

:blink: :wacko:

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Have you seen my baseball?

Banana bread is the bomb.  They have to be crazy over ripe though to make it perfect.

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