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#12,781
12-24-2016, 02:18 PM

Quote:I just noticed the urinal in this anti drinking and driving commercial for the NHTSA. I've never seen a urinal situated next to the door. How awkward. 

 
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Very odd placement indeed.
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#12,782
12-24-2016, 02:59 PM

Not even a divider. Surprised some guy taking a leak there hasn't been added to the Sexual Predators Registry.

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#12,783
12-24-2016, 04:28 PM

Beer makes me gassy. I've been drinking all Friday and Saturday. It smells rank.

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#12,784
12-24-2016, 06:28 PM

Quote:I'm pretty sure that being made to play golf while sober is against the Geneva Convention.


God...as long as you don't force me to watch soccer I'm good. That's a lie. I'd need to be drunk...really drunk...to be forced to watch a soccer match. Ugh.
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#12,785
12-24-2016, 07:12 PM

Soccer, If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take DF to a bar.......

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#12,786
12-24-2016, 09:14 PM

Quote:Soccer, If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take DF to a bar.......
 

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#12,787
12-25-2016, 09:27 AM

Quote:Soccer, If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take DF to a bar.......
If I only failed to score for 90 minutes I'd be wildly ecstatic. 
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#12,788
12-25-2016, 10:34 AM

Quote:If I only failed to score for 90 minutes I'd be wildly ecstatic.
Might try letting up on the beer...mushroom clouds aren't a turn on.
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#12,789
12-25-2016, 10:42 AM

Quote:Might try letting up on the beer...
NEVER!
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#12,790
12-25-2016, 11:27 AM

Quote:Might try letting up on the beer...
 

Do you hear yourself? Do you??
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#12,791
12-25-2016, 11:28 AM

Quote:NEVER!


There are things out there even more enjoyable than beer...lol
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#12,792
12-25-2016, 11:29 AM

Quote:Do you hear yourself? Do you??


I wasn't talking to you...you've got a woman!!
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#12,793
12-25-2016, 11:58 AM

Quote:There are things out there even more enjoyable than beer...lol
 


107 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
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12-25-2016, 12:03 PM (This post was last modified: 12-25-2016, 12:09 PM by homebiscuit.)

Quote:I wasn't talking to you...you've got a woman!!
 

And beer. 

 

I'm blessed.

 

Right after I posted this she presented me with a bottle of Knob Creek Rye Whiskey. Not the bourbon I usually drink, but she doesn't know the difference since she's a teetotaler. It's the thought that counts. Looks like I'll be priming my taste buds for some spicy Rye.

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#12,795
12-25-2016, 12:20 PM

Quote:<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/beer.html'>107 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women</a>


Written by a man who isn't getting any...and I don't mean beer. :no:
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#12,796
12-25-2016, 12:31 PM

Quote:There are things out there even more enjoyable than beer...lol
You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead, alcohol poisoned hands. 
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#12,797
12-25-2016, 12:50 PM

Quote:You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead, alcohol poisoned hands.


At least you'll have something to grow old with....
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#12,798
12-25-2016, 06:17 PM

So I'm buying an apartment and I found the seller's facebook page. How am I to deal with this information?

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12-25-2016, 08:15 PM

Quote:So I'm buying an apartment and I found the seller's facebook page. How am I to deal with this information?


Set up a Facebook page pretending to be a ghost and threaten to haunt their apartment unless they sell it.
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#12,800
12-25-2016, 09:17 PM

Quote:Set up a Facebook page pretending to be a ghost and threaten to haunt their apartment unless they sell it.
He's already selling it you [BLEEP]. 
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