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#12,861
12-29-2016, 10:41 AM

The party I'm supposed to go to is in my neighborhood...so I'll probably just take my golf cart...if I go.

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#12,862
12-29-2016, 11:10 AM

There's an article on Foxnews.com that states bacon and whisky are the secret to longevity...I should live to a ripe old age.

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#12,863
12-29-2016, 11:12 AM

Quote:There's an article on Foxnews.com that states bacon and whisky are the secret to longevity...I should live to a ripe old age.
 

This is true.


I've just had my 132nd birthday.
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#12,864
12-29-2016, 11:25 AM

Quote:The best part is that I'll be in the car driving with my wife for nine to ten hours once I leave work. :mellow:

That is a long time to get back home. Does she not let you drive over 10mph?
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#12,865
12-29-2016, 11:26 AM

Somebody needs to speel chek

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#12,866
12-29-2016, 01:13 PM

Quote:Swap?
Quote:I don't think it's that kind of party...
I understand you normally put your car keys in a bowl at these parties. Except I don't have a car, so how is that supposed to work?
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12-29-2016, 01:23 PM

In your case...

 

Pick out the fattest, ugliest woman in the room and hope for the best.

 

Or just stick to the internet/hand lotion version.

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#12,868
12-29-2016, 01:50 PM

Quote:I understand you normally put your car keys in a bowl at these parties. Except I don't have a car, so how is that supposed to work?
 

Bicycle padlock key?
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#12,869
12-29-2016, 01:57 PM

Quote:I understand you normally put your car keys in a bowl at these parties. Except I don't have a car, so how is that supposed to work?


Then you aren't getting any there either. :no:
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#12,870
12-29-2016, 03:53 PM

Quote:Then you aren't getting any there either. :no:


He's screwed.. Just not literally
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#12,871
12-29-2016, 03:54 PM

Poor DF...we should hook him and JW up.

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#12,872
12-29-2016, 03:56 PM

Quote:Poor DF...we should hook him and JW up.


She's not Asian.
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12-29-2016, 03:57 PM

We'll give her really tight pigtails.

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#12,874
12-29-2016, 05:02 PM

Quote:Please don't make my day worse.
Honestly though. May's reassembler series is James May at his pedantic best. 
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#12,875
12-29-2016, 07:42 PM

Irish gangsters have the worst gang names.

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#12,876
12-29-2016, 11:20 PM

I'm an Elvis fan.. Just thought I'd throw that out there..
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#12,877
12-30-2016, 01:18 AM

Quote:I'm an Elvis fan.. Just thought I'd throw that out there..


I love Elvis movies.
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#12,878
12-30-2016, 07:14 AM

Kenny Rodgers movies based on songs > Elvis movies based on songs.
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#12,879
12-30-2016, 10:20 AM

Quote:I love Elvis movies.


G.I Blues :yes:
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12-30-2016, 10:25 AM

Quote:G.I Blues :yes:


Viva Las Vegas...I love him and Ann-Margret together.
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