Good grief. The 'gift' for all of the guests is a 'Terrible Towel'. I feel nauseous and I'm not even (very) drunk yet.

 

At least you have something to clean it up with.

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At least you have something to clean it up with.

Wipe and leave it in the card bag.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

And I was supposed to be waving the [BLEEP] thing as they introduced the bridal party. I couldn't, in good conscience, do it. I'd rather be hit by a train. My wife will get over it..eventually.

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Hey, I'm not a liar.. you'll find out for yourself soon!

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

My head hurts.

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Well, 53 minutes into the New Year over here in the UK.

 
Plus side, the Jags are unbeaten in 2017.

Well that didn't last very long... :no:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I drove to work this morning but no one was there. I should read the memos. 

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I can't wait to get home.  Last day here.  Took one extra day off so I don't have to go right back to work until Thursday.

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I drove to work this morning but no one was there. I should read the memos.

It's things like this that cause us to get 8 memos about something...

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"I'm gonna have to say NO to the reading of the Latin!"

BTW, I learned a new word over the holiday period: Festineum; the period between Christmas and New Year. 

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It's things like this that cause us to get 8 memos about something...

That reminds me, I've been hearing you're having trouble with your TPS reports?

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Just got back from Bama. Complete nightmare of a haul. I got 50 out from Tally and it didn't stop with the rain and wind until Pensacola. That and having the flu on top of it all.. Nice way to ring in the new year.

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Just got back from Bama. Complete nightmare of a haul. I got 50 out from Tally and it didn't stop with the rain and wind until Pensacola. That and having the flu on top of it all.. Nice way to ring in the new year.

Sounds like a lovely trip.... :no:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Winger...did you get diagnosed with the flu?  Or is that just your assumption?

 

I'm sick right now too, but it doesn't feel like the flu.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Winger...did you get diagnosed with the flu? Or is that just your assumption?


I'm sick right now too, but it doesn't feel like the flu.

Trust me, it's the flu..

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Sounds like a lovely trip.... :no:

Was awesome

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Oh, I believe you...I was just curious.  I've been hacking up gross stuff for a week now.  But I'm not aching like it's the flu.

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Have you seen my baseball?

Oh, I believe you...I was just curious.  I've been hacking up gross stuff for a week now.  But I'm not aching like it's the flu.

Bronchitis is not the flu.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

What do dinosaurs have to do with this?

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Have you seen my baseball?

What do dinosaurs have to do with this?

The flu didn't kill them, duh.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???