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Works every time.


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Quote:I need to figure out a way to rig this Superb Owl pool. Anyone know how to build a time machine?


I've saw a documentary about one made out of a hot tub once.
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Quote:I really hate being told 'have a good one'.  Now, this morning, I'm told to have a 'great one'.  As if I'm not having enough problems figuring out what to have a good one of, now I have to have a great one of them.  I don't need this kind of pressure before I go to work.

 

Have an adequate day, everyone.


Maybe they know you like to poop at work...have a good one.
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Quote:Maybe they know you like to poop at work...have a good one.
 

Or worse..

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Quote:Maybe they know you like to poop at work...have a good one.
 

And you're saying you've never pooped at work?

 

Women are odd.

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She works from home...


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Quote:She works from home...


This. :thumbsup:
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Quote:She works from home...
 

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this hasn't always been the case.

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For your sake, I hope that limb doesn't break...that might be painful.


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Quote:For your sake, I hope that limb doesn't break...that might be painful.


He's a big guy...it's probably gonna break!
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He's dum to


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Women must take pretty painful poops. When out with friends, they seem to go in groups to the bathroom a lot.. It's like 1 to poop, 1 to hold her hand, 1 to motivate her and 1 to wipe..


That's just my guess..
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Quote:Women must take pretty painful poops. When out with friends, they seem to go in groups to the bathroom a lot.. It's like 1 to poop, 1 to hold her hand, 1 to motivate her and 1 to wipe..

That's just my guess..


Have you ever tried to squat over a toilet to not touch it after you've had a few drinks?? Your friends are there to hold you up so ou don't get butt cooties...duh. :teehee:
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Quote:Have you ever tried to squat over a toilet to not touch it after you've had a few drinks?? Your friends are there to hold you up so ou don't get butt cooties...duh. :teehee:


My wife is like that she only sits on our toilet. Baffles me I have no probably sitting on any toilet anywhere, or hole in the ground, shower whatever you gotta go you go.
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Ever sit on the bowl with the lids up?

 

I don't recommend it.


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Going for a wiz all over the toilet seat is just a way of making your territory.
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Quote:My wife is like that she only sits on our toilet. Baffles me I have no probably sitting on any toilet anywhere, or hole in the ground, shower whatever you gotta go you go.


It's cuz you can tuck the essential bits up out of the way when you sit down...lol
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Quote:It's cuz you can tuck the essential bits up out of the way when you sit down...lol
 

:woot:

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I shouldn't have gone out for lunch.

 

All I've been able to think about since coming back in, is getting the hell out of here.

 

Come to think of it, that's a lot like most days.


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Quote:Have you ever tried to squat over a toilet to not touch it after you've had a few drinks?? Your friends are there to hold you up so ou don't get butt cooties...duh. :teehee:


Have you ever seen those traditional Japanese toilets?


I had a rough time.
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