Just make it a tax

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Yeah, imagine how the aborted child feels having someone in control of his/her body.

I'm not getting sucked into that debate, I was just reporting what her intent was with her bill.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I'm not getting sucked into that debate, I was just reporting what her intent was with her bill.

I know her intent, what she accomplished was significantly less.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Like women don't do it...... they make a day out of it.......... Bubble bath....... Barry White on the jukebox, their toys, Scented candles and a glass of wine

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The inherent sarcasm of this law has apparently whooshed right over numerous heads as if it were...never mind.

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Like women don't do it...... they make a day out of it.......... Bubble bath....... Barry White on the jukebox, their toys, Scented candles and a glass of wine

When you're doing yourself, it's a guaranteed sure thing...you don't need to seduce yourself.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

When you're doing yourself, it's a guaranteed sure thing...you don't need to seduce yourself.

Exactly..


Not gonna beat around the bush, so to speak..


I'll just pop a beer, drop a roofie in it, swig it down and go to town..

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Yeah, imagine how the aborted child feels having someone in control of his/her body.

Buzzkill. We're trying to have a silly conversation about the most absurd thing someone could try to make law. If you want to debate abortion start a thread about it, that's not the intent here.

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Can we get a permit? Be kind of awkward if the police bust in!!

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Buzzkill. We're trying to have a silly conversation about the most absurd thing someone could try to make law. If you want to debate abortion start a thread about it, that's not the intent here.

That was the lawmaker's intent. Sorry to point out her stupidity.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I think if we make this a federal law, we could wipe out the entire federal deficit. 

 

300 million people in the United States, 100 million men of the appropriate age, once a week on average (teenagers 3 times a day, old folks once a year). 

 

That would bring in 10 billion dollars a week, 520 billion dollars a year. 

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That was the lawmaker's intent. Sorry to point out her stupidity.

I am aware of her stupidity, that's why we are making ridiculous conversation about it. It's absurd and we're just trying to have some fun with it. Not everything has to be gloom and doom.

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I am aware of her stupidity, that's why we are making ridiculous conversation about it. It's absurd and we're just trying to have some fun with it. Not everything has to be gloom and doom.

 

You must excuse flsprtgod. This is the only place he and Dakota can attempt to obtain their daily dose of self-righteousness, regardless of the subject. 

 

I'm surprised you weren't called a leftist.

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The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.

That's only like 10 times a month.. You have a libido problem or sumfin?

 

No, I'm married and my wife and I drink a lot of tequila so that's my primary source of fulfillment.

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Democrat Introduces Bill To Fine Men $100 For Masturbating

 

I may want to rethink moving to Texas; I could end up in the poorhouse. A state Rep., a democrat of course, has introduced a snarky bill that would, among other things, fine men $100 for masturbating.

 

 

http://downtrend.com/71superb/democrat-i...source=fn1

 

 

Could you imagine the traffic of stressed out dudes crossing the Texas border to get to the 1st restroom off of the highway (in Ark. OK, or NM)....... and they'd be all chilled upon their return to Texas.

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Yeah, imagine how the aborted child feels having someone in control of his/her body.

maybe we could stick her in a vat of petroleum jelly and then suck her out through a vacuum?

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No, I'm married and my wife and I drink a lot of tequila so that's my primary source of fulfillment.

Married don't mean a damn thing.. I was married for over 10 years. She helped out lots though haha

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You must excuse flsprtgod. This is the only place he and Dakota can attempt to obtain their daily dose of self-righteousness, regardless of the subject. 

 

I'm surprised you weren't called a leftist.

 

Self righteous? Me??? Hell no, I'm nowhere near arrogant enough to think I should tell other people how to live their lives. That's your domain brah.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

maybe we could stick her in a vat of petroleum jelly and then suck her out through a vacuum?

 

Only if we get to dismember her first. Or maybe pull her halfway out and then jab some scissors in her skull.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I think if we make this a federal law, we could wipe out the entire federal deficit. 

 

300 million people in the United States, 100 million men of the appropriate age, once a week on average (teenagers 3 times a day, old folks once a year). 

 

That would bring in 10 billion dollars a week, 520 billion dollars a year. 

 

Imagine the surveillance powers of the NSA used by the IRS and DHHS to monitor this program. Imagine the monitoring device necessary, like a house arrest anklet but correctly placed for the subject matter.

 

This will be GGGGRRRRRRREATTT!

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato