So there’s an active shooter in my area that has been firing into oncoming traffic. 

8 incidents and counting.

yikes stay safe man

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So there’s an active shooter in my area that has been firing into oncoming traffic. 

8 incidents and counting.

Keep your butt off the roads!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I have three more days of work left until the Christmas break but honestly I've been mentally checked out since about 10AM this morning.

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So there’s an active shooter in my area that has been firing into oncoming traffic. 

8 incidents and counting.

Keep your butt off the roads!!!

Unfortunately the latest incident was on my street. I can’t really avoid it.

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So there’s an active shooter in my area that has been firing into oncoming traffic. 

8 incidents and counting.

Whoa. Stay safe, man.

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Keep your butt off the roads!!!

Unfortunately the latest incident was on my street. I can’t really avoid it.

Stay safe!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Move to Florida and fire back!

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Move to Florida and fire back!

I live in a pretty red area, I actually don’t think I’d have a problem with that. 

I had to travel the path this morning, talk about being on high alert haha.

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Two more days until Christmas vacation.

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OK, that has to constitute cruel and unusual punishment.  Someone obviously was just warming something up in the microwave in the break room that had bacon on it.

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One more day till Christmas vacation but now it's time for drinks on the company's tab today, tomorrow and Friday.

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That's office Christmas party #1 down, two more to go.

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So, we've just opened our Secret Santa presents at work...


A colleague knows me very well! (My dog will be pleased).




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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

So, we've just opened our Secret Santa presents at work...


A colleague knows me very well! (My dog will be pleased).




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These are for dogs?


Oops...

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So, we've just opened our Secret Santa presents at work...


A colleague knows me very well! (My dog will be pleased).




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These are for dogs?


Oops...

Apparently so....

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

So, we've just opened our Secret Santa presents at work...


A colleague knows me very well! (My dog will be pleased).




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These are for dogs?


Oops...

It’s for when the new little Darlo gets mobile!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

These are for dogs?


Oops...

It’s for when the new little Darlo gets mobile!

What an awesome idea!!

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Mmmmm....used my Teal Deal at Beach Road Chicken.

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So I had an interesting Christmas Eve.  About 3:00 in the morning I hear my wife get up to let the dogs out.  A few minutes later I hear some pained groaning from my wife as she's leaning over a chair in the bedroom.  She said that her back was so sore that she didn't think she could make it into the bed, and we needed to go to the ER.  Now, obviously most of you don't know my wife, but if she says that she has to go to the ER there is something really wrong.  

So I go over to try to help her get into bed while I get dressed, and she passes out and I have to catch her.  I literally had to drag her into the bed.  It turns out that her blood sugar had dropped (she's type 2 diabetic).  But it really freaked me out because she was totally out of it.  Couldn't answer my questions and was talking incoherently.  She finally gathered her sense enough to start talking to me and she told me that she though I should call the paramedics.  In the meantime, I got her meds to her as she dictated exactly how many of each pill to get.  About the time the paramedics arrived, she seemed to have perked up (as far as being coherent), which made me feel a lot better.  Granted her back still hurt like hell, but it really freaked me out when she passed out and started talking gibberish.

The paramedics were pretty cool.  Took her vitals and made sure she was OK.  Then they asked her if she thought she could ride in the car to go to the hospital (because patient transport would be pretty expensive), which I thought was pretty cool.  They put her on the gurney to take her out to the car, and my Golden Retriever starts having a hissy-fit because she didn't like the looks of her mommy on that thing.  So I had to get her outside, which wasn't easy because she doesn't wear a collar when she's in the house.

They got my wife in the car and we went to the hospital.  We were there about four hours.  They said that she pulled a muscle in her back (fortunately nothing spinal) and it was going into spasms.  To complicate matters, they couldn't give her anything that would thin her blood because she has a surgery scheduled on Thursday.  So she was pretty much relegated to Tylenol for pain.  They were able to give her flexeryl for the muscle spasms and we got some lydocaine patches to put on her back.  She looked awful on Sunday, barely shuffling around.  Was better on Monday but still getting occasional spasms.  Same this morning.  I was hesitant to come to work because I am 100% sure that she's going to be doing stuff she shouldn't be doing, while I'm here.  As a matter of fact, she hasn't answered a single text since I've been here so I'm sure she's outside doing something.  I had to stop her more than once on Sunday and Monday.

So that was my Christmas Eve and Christmas story.  It was different anyway.

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So I had an interesting Christmas Eve.  About 3:00 in the morning I hear my wife get up to let the dogs out.  A few minutes later I hear some pained groaning from my wife as she's leaning over a chair in the bedroom.  She said that her back was so sore that she didn't think she could make it into the bed, and we needed to go to the ER.  Now, obviously most of you don't know my wife, but if she says that she has to go to the ER there is something really wrong.  

So I go over to try to help her get into bed while I get dressed, and she passes out and I have to catch her.  I literally had to drag her into the bed.  It turns out that her blood sugar had dropped (she's type 2 diabetic).  But it really freaked me out because she was totally out of it.  Couldn't answer my questions and was talking incoherently.  She finally gathered her sense enough to start talking to me and she told me that she though I should call the paramedics.  In the meantime, I got her meds to her as she dictated exactly how many of each pill to get.  About the time the paramedics arrived, she seemed to have perked up (as far as being coherent), which made me feel a lot better.  Granted her back still hurt like hell, but it really freaked me out when she passed out and started talking gibberish.

The paramedics were pretty cool.  Took her vitals and made sure she was OK.  Then they asked her if she thought she could ride in the car to go to the hospital (because patient transport would be pretty expensive), which I thought was pretty cool.  They put her on the gurney to take her out to the car, and my Golden Retriever starts having a hissy-fit because she didn't like the looks of her mommy on that thing.  So I had to get her outside, which wasn't easy because she doesn't wear a collar when she's in the house.

They got my wife in the car and we went to the hospital.  We were there about four hours.  They said that she pulled a muscle in her back (fortunately nothing spinal) and it was going into spasms.  To complicate matters, they couldn't give her anything that would thin her blood because she has a surgery scheduled on Thursday.  So she was pretty much relegated to Tylenol for pain.  They were able to give her flexeryl for the muscle spasms and we got some lydocaine patches to put on her back.  She looked awful on Sunday, barely shuffling around.  Was better on Monday but still getting occasional spasms.  Same this morning.  I was hesitant to come to work because I am 100% sure that she's going to be doing stuff she shouldn't be doing, while I'm here.  As a matter of fact, she hasn't answered a single text since I've been here so I'm sure she's outside doing something.  I had to stop her more than once on Sunday and Monday.

So that was my Christmas Eve and Christmas story.  It was different anyway.

WOW! 

Hope she recovers well, and tell her to take it easy!

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