Maybe the cashier was just afraid to say "Sir, please open your raincoat."

She was just afraid of her own emotions.

I think someone's been stroking his own ego.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I was enjoying a Steve Earle and the Dukes concert in a cavern last Saturday and a tall fellow with long hair and beatific (I suspect hallucinogenic induced) smile was dancing nearby. As the song ended, he dropped a folded $50 bill on my lap and walked off.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

I was enjoying a Steve Earle and the Dukes concert in a cavern last Saturday and a tall fellow with long hair and beatific (I suspect hallucinogenic induced) smile was dancing nearby. As the song ended, he dropped a folded $50 bill on my lap and walked off.

You got paid to receive a lap dance. Quick, take this new found power to the Gold Club.

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I'm bored. Who wants to go do stuff?

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I'm bored.  Who wants to go do stuff?

Does it involve grass and sunshine?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I'm bored.  Who wants to go do stuff?

Does it involve grass and sunshine?

I meant anybody but you...

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Does it involve grass and sunshine?

I meant anybody but you...

I was just asking for everybody else.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Walked up to The Metro for breakfast this morning. Of course, defeated the entire purpose of the walk by eating an ungodly amount of food. I fear there will be an emergency stop at the Gate station on the walk home.

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The apartment across from me is on sale. The asking price is literally 100 grand more than I paid for my apartment a year ago. Real estate prices over here are getting really insane.

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HOA meetings are so damn tedious, even if the HOA is not responsible for things like lawn length and pretty flowers in the communal areas.

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So my state bowling tournament is this weekend in Lakeland. My friend and I had taken Friday off and were going to play golf. However, the weather is supposed to be just as [BLEEP] down there on Friday. Maybe I'll just cancel my day off and leave after work to go down there.

Nah...I'll still leave in the morning and start drinking earlier and then head to The Hard Rock Casino.

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I'm hungry. My cereal wore off.

Can somebody bring me a bagel or maybe a cheese danish?

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I tried Tinder today. Honestly, when you're in my position, it's just an exercise in how low you can drop your standards.

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I’m surprised your hand had any gas left in the tank to swipe right.

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I’m surprised your hand had any gas left in the tank to swipe right.

Joke's on you because I already have my first match. I'm not entirely sure it's not a bot but I'm still counting it as a win!

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Been Single since 2006 and happily divorced since 1999 and Loving every minute of it. I don't need a nagging whining female in my life anyway, had my share of them

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

I’m surprised your hand had any gas left in the tank to swipe right.

Joke's on you because I already have my first match. I'm not entirely sure it's not a bot but I'm still counting it as a win!

Ever hear that song “whole Lotta Rosie” by AC/DC? 42,39,56. You can say she got it all!

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The Smithsonian Channel has a show called Aerial America in which they highlight a state's cities and natural attractions using high definition video shot from helicopters and drones. While watching the episode on Florida I told my wife that Jacksonville will not be shown. I was right. Working north they showcased Key West, Miami, the Everglades, Orlando, Tampa, Cape Canaveral, UF, and then hopped over to Tallahassee, Panama City, and the panhandle. Quite frankly I'm shocked the producers of the show balked at filming a low altitude fly down of Moncrief.

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The Smithsonian Channel has a show called Aerial America in which they highlight a state's cities and natural attractions using high definition video shot from helicopters and drones. While watching the episode on Florida I told my wife that Jacksonville will not be shown. I was right. Working north they showcased Key West, Miami, the Everglades, Orlando, Tampa, Cape Canaveral, UF, and then hopped over to Tallahassee, Panama City, and the panhandle. Quite frankly I'm shocked the producers of the show balked at filming a low altitude fly down of Moncrief.

Hey now, Donte isn't thaaat ugly.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

The Smithsonian Channel has a show called Aerial America in which they highlight a state's cities and natural attractions using high definition video shot from helicopters and drones. While watching the episode on Florida I told my wife that Jacksonville will not be shown. I was right. Working north they showcased Key West, Miami, the Everglades, Orlando, Tampa, Cape Canaveral, UF, and then hopped over to Tallahassee, Panama City, and the panhandle. Quite frankly I'm shocked the producers of the show balked at filming a low altitude fly down of Moncrief.

Hey now, Donte isn't thaaat ugly.

Have him keep his helmet on.

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