When you live in a Northen Climate area......

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Speaking of Dentists/ Orthodontists, I get so many flyers for dentists and orthodontists. I always found it strange. I don’t get flyers for other doctors. Just the teeth ones. My daughter got a shirt from school for an activity they did here recently. The shirt had its sponsors on the back. 17 sponsers on this shirt. 6 of which are dentists or orthodontists. Are dentists really that hard up to find clients? Serious question. These dentists/orthodontists are seemingly trying to compete with the auto warranty people.

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One of my favorite comic strips, Pearls Before Swine....... Rat seems to have the solution to everything....... LOL

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

So I'm on the way to breakfast and this old Dodge Caravan pulls up next to me at the light. I looked over and I couldn't believe all of the [BLEEP] piled and strapped on top...oh and the inside was filled to the roof as well. No lie, the stuff on top was as high as the van itself. Probably a good 9 to 10 feet from the street to the top of the pile. I have no idea how it was staying in place. I really wish I could have gotten a picture because words couldn't possible do it justice.

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So I'm on the way to breakfast and this old Dodge Caravan pulls up next to me at the light.  I looked over and I couldn't believe all of the [BLEEP] piled and strapped on top...oh and the inside was filled to the roof as well.  No lie, the stuff on top was as high as the van itself.  Probably a good 9 to 10 feet from the street to the top of the pile.  I have no idea how it was staying in place.  I really wish I could have gotten a picture because words couldn't possible do it justice.

That was you next to me???

Hey, the bank messed up my rent check and I got evicted.  Can I crash at your place for a few days?  I've got my own stuff.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Behind the scenes at a classic TV Show.........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I'm sure that more than a few of us need this sign near our houses........ LOL

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

For all you people that share your bed with your pet.......

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

^^^^  I completely identify with the first one. Our cat isn't that big but his dead weight can be quite heavy. And when he finds a comfy spot he's not moving.

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^^^^  I completely identify with the first one. Our cat isn't that big but his dead weight can be quite heavy. And when he finds a comfy spot he's not moving.

Yes! My cat weighs 8 pound normally, that heifer feels like 50 pounds when she’s asleep! 

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Don't we all..........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

^^^^  I completely identify with the first one. Our cat isn't that big but his dead weight can be quite heavy. And when he finds a comfy spot he's not moving.

Yes! My cat weighs 8 pound normally, that heifer feels like 50 pounds when she’s asleep! 

No kidding. Ours is about 11lbs. Imagine it. 

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It was 41 years ago this morning that I heard the news that John Lennon had been gunned down the night before in front of his NYC apartment. I was just getting ready to have breakfast and then go to work. That's when my Mother told me the news about him. I had a box of Cheerios in my hand and my Mother had to grab it from me before I spilled it all over the place. To say I was in total shock is an under statement. Being that I am a BIG TIME Beatles fan and a John Lennon fan well........ How could anyone cut down in cold blood one of the greatest talents/artist of the 20th century? To say that the world lost a very influential figure of the 20th century once again is an under statement. One can only wonder what John could have achieved in his life had he lived.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

After letting my beard grow for a full year, I shaved it all off after the wife and kid went to sleep the other night. My 6 yr old daughter has been super lovey dovey since I did and tells me I’m more handsome without it. Wife don’t like it. I don’t regret shaving it. But I do miss it. I will be growing it back out.

I have found that I’ve been treated differently overall with it. Especially the longer it got. I look younger than my age. I found people took me more seriously and assumed I knew what I was talking about and thought I was older than advertised. Like the beard added not only age but wisdom. Pretty fun social experiment. I do like myself with the beard. Not to say I’ll grow it out for the wrong reasons. Besides, with it I looked pretty [BLEEP] and mean. I did find people veered away and gave me “right of way” while walking to the same place.

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The Packers and Bears have been playing the game of football for 100 years. Dang.

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Food for thought....... LOL

I joke about it now but, when I worked Auto Salvage, there was a Chinese place a block from the yard that I would eat at at least once a week. The Health Inspector came around one day and shut them down for serving cat meat in the food....... They never opened up again.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

This is a borderline trivial annoyance and trivial ode to…

Get a statement in the mail. I owe x amount on this one card. Last I recall I told myself I’d pay x amount and this month I’d pay it off. I try to log in on the iPad and find my thumbprint doesn’t match my thumbprint. Ok. I get past that. Log into CC site. Ready to pay them a few hundred. Ha! Turn out I was drunk enough last month to say [BLEEP] it and paid them off. I’m gonna buy my sister in law another camera on top the ones I initially bought for her security. She’s a good lass. Has nothing, gives everything and asks for nothing. Merry Christmas to you ma’am.

And perhaps paying bills on an iPad is a bad idea. I honestly have know clue. But I do all kinds of things that are stupid or that turn out bad. This past Halloween I went bobbing for testicles and poked myself in the eye with a penis. Should’ve thought that one through.

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^^^^ You're so ridiculous. LMBO

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It would be rather confusing drunk or not.........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't want to say this is good because it's only a thing, but, ya know...

Man killed while trying to steal catalytic converter, deputies say (fox5atlanta.com)

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