Show them your boobs, you’ll get a big discount!

Not true. They doubled my price.

That’s their way of saying you’re “out of their service area” if ya know what I mean.  Sent you a PM.  Two really good friends of mine in that Middleburg area.  “Skeeters Full Service Lawn and Used Appliances Emporium” and a guy named “Squirell” that has a fourth hand John Deere lawn tractor.  Whatever you do, DO NOT call scooter.  He doesn’t take warm hugs as payments, if you catch my drift.

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So I'm sittin here watching Gold Rush on The Discovery Channel and this commercial for Lizzo starts, I bout threw my dinner up in my mouth.. It was her on stage with this glittery costume that shouldn't be worn for someone with her.. umm.. obeseness?

Not only that, there were a whole stage of dancers with her, and I swear, none of them looked under 300 pounds..

Just wow.. I can't believe that stage held up..

I'm not trying to fat-shame anyone, but jeez, cover the hell up, buy a [BLEEP] tarp..

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Show them your boobs, you’ll get a big discount!

Not true. They doubled my price.

I’d take that over running in terror.

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So I'm sittin here watching Gold Rush on The Discovery Channel and this commercial for Lizzo starts, I bout threw my dinner up in my mouth.. It was her on stage with this glittery costume that shouldn't be worn for someone with her.. umm.. obeseness?

Not only that, there were a whole stage of dancers with her, and I swear, none of them looked under 300 pounds..

Just wow.. I can't believe that stage held up..

I'm not trying to fat-shame anyone, but jeez, cover the hell up, buy a [BLEEP] tarp..

Here is what I’m taking from this post:

Despite your crude and unconventional persona you set, you’re more of a renaissance man than you put off.  I had to google what the [BLEEP] a Lizzo was. Turns, out, as you eluded, a fat chick that sings.  Learn something new every day. Thanks for that.

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So I'm sittin here watching Gold Rush on The Discovery Channel and this commercial for Lizzo starts, I bout threw my dinner up in my mouth.. It was her on stage with this glittery costume that shouldn't be worn for someone with her.. umm.. obeseness?

Not only that, there were a whole stage of dancers with her, and I swear, none of them looked under 300 pounds..

Just wow.. I can't believe that stage held up..

I'm not trying to fat-shame anyone, but jeez, cover the hell up, buy a [BLEEP] tarp..

Here is what I’m taking from this post:

Despite your crude and unconventional persona you set, you’re more of a renaissance man than you put off.  I had to google what the [BLEEP] a Lizzo was. Turns, out, as you eluded, a fat chick that sings.  Learn something new every day. Thanks for that.

I'm pretty good at Jeopardy! lolol

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Here is what I’m taking from this post:

Despite your crude and unconventional persona you set, you’re more of a renaissance man than you put off.  I had to google what the [BLEEP] a Lizzo was. Turns, out, as you eluded, a fat chick that sings.  Learn something new every day. Thanks for that.

I'm pretty good at Jeopardy! lolol

What is Jeopardy?

Hehe

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So I'm sittin here watching Gold Rush on The Discovery Channel and this commercial for Lizzo starts, I bout threw my dinner up in my mouth.. It was her on stage with this glittery costume that shouldn't be worn for someone with her.. umm.. obeseness?

Not only that, there were a whole stage of dancers with her, and I swear, none of them looked under 300 pounds..

Just wow.. I can't believe that stage held up..

I'm not trying to fat-shame anyone, but jeez, cover the hell up, buy a [BLEEP] tarp..

Here is what I’m taking from this post:

Despite your crude and unconventional persona you set, you’re more of a renaissance man than you put off.  I had to google what the [BLEEP] a Lizzo was. Turns, out, as you eluded, a fat chick that sings.  Learn something new every day. Thanks for that.

Was she the closing act?  You know the show's not over until the fat lady sings.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Here is what I’m taking from this post:

Despite your crude and unconventional persona you set, you’re more of a renaissance man than you put off.  I had to google what the [BLEEP] a Lizzo was. Turns, out, as you eluded, a fat chick that sings.  Learn something new every day. Thanks for that.

Was she the closing act?  You know the show's not over until the fat lady sings.

Remember Richard Simmons Sweatin to the Oldies?

Way worse..

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Here is what I’m taking from this post:

Despite your crude and unconventional persona you set, you’re more of a renaissance man than you put off.  I had to google what the [BLEEP] a Lizzo was. Turns, out, as you eluded, a fat chick that sings.  Learn something new every day. Thanks for that.

Was she the closing act?  You know the show's not over until the fat lady sings.

Idk about the show, but day is over at 9 am, provided she’s positioned east of you.

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Was she the closing act?  You know the show's not over until the fat lady sings.

Remember Richard Simmons Sweatin to the Oldies?

Way worse..

Omg.  Richard Simmons.  Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  I remember Letterman used to have him on his show a lot.  Back when things were funnier  and not political.  Simmons pretended to be saddened or hurt.  (Probably was hurt, now I think about it) but was a good sport.

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Was she the closing act?  You know the show's not over until the fat lady sings.

Idk about the show, but day is over at 9 am, provided she’s positioned east of you.

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Remember Richard Simmons Sweatin to the Oldies?

Way worse..

Omg.  Richard Simmons.  Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  I remember Letterman used to have him on his show a lot.  Back when things were funnier  and not political.  Simmons pretended to be saddened or hurt.  (Probably was hurt, now I think about it) but was a good sport.

If I had to see it, you and everyone else has to see it too. 
This ad is constantly running on The Discovery Channel lolol

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Up really early.  My wife has back surgery today and I have to have her at the hospital at 6:00.  Hope this surgery helps her. She’s pretty much been in constant pain for two months and barely sleeps.  She’s tried pretty much everything trying to avoid the surgery and has run out of choices.  Keep your fingers crossed for her.  She doesn’t need to put up with this anymore.  She already has to put up with me.  

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There’s a group of death row inmates in TX that are suing the state saying that the drugs for executions are unsafe.

Ummmmmmm….

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Up really early.  My wife has back surgery today and I have to have her at the hospital at 6:00.  Hope this surgery helps her. She’s pretty much been in constant pain for two months and barely sleeps.  She’s tried pretty much everything trying to avoid the surgery and has run out of choices.  Keep your fingers crossed for her.  She doesn’t need to put up with this anymore.  She already has to put up with me.  

Best of luck to her.

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There’s a group of death row inmates in TX that are suing the state saying that the drugs for executions are unsafe.

Ummmmmmm….

I'd be happy to let switch back to Old Sparky.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Up really early.  My wife has back surgery today and I have to have her at the hospital at 6:00.  Hope this surgery helps her. She’s pretty much been in constant pain for two months and barely sleeps.  She’s tried pretty much everything trying to avoid the surgery and has run out of choices.  Keep your fingers crossed for her.  She doesn’t need to put up with this anymore.  She already has to put up with me.  

prayers sent, hope all goes well for you both!

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LOL.  I’ve got all my Jags gear on and one of the OR nurses notices.  Turns out he went to Mississippi State and is friends with Logan Cooke.

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Idk about the show, but day is over at 9 am, provided she’s positioned east of you.

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Omg.  Richard Simmons.  Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  I remember Letterman used to have him on his show a lot.  Back when things were funnier  and not political.  Simmons pretended to be saddened or hurt.  (Probably was hurt, now I think about it) but was a good sport.

If I had to see it, you and everyone else has to see it too. 
This ad is constantly running on The Discovery Channel lolol

Never mind this...if people could see what their fat looks like from the inside of their bodies, they'd never overeat again.

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

LOL.  I’ve got all my Jags gear on and one of the OR nurses notices.  Turns out he went to Mississippi State and is friends with Logan Cooke.

Small world.

Hope this procedure goes well and provides relief for your better half!

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Up really early.  My wife has back surgery today and I have to have her at the hospital at 6:00.  Hope this surgery helps her. She’s pretty much been in constant pain for two months and barely sleeps.  She’s tried pretty much everything trying to avoid the surgery and has run out of choices.  Keep your fingers crossed for her.  She doesn’t need to put up with this anymore.  She already has to put up with me.  

Prayers for success and speedy recovery. Same thing with my wife. Herniated disc. It's going to have to be addressed eventually..

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

Up really early.  My wife has back surgery today and I have to have her at the hospital at 6:00.  Hope this surgery helps her. She’s pretty much been in constant pain for two months and barely sleeps.  She’s tried pretty much everything trying to avoid the surgery and has run out of choices.  Keep your fingers crossed for her.  She doesn’t need to put up with this anymore.  She already has to put up with me.  

Hope everything goes well for your wife. I had a herniated disc in my lower back in early 2000, most painful thing I've ever went through so I know what you wife is going through. I was lucky enough to have a brillant surgeon that had me up and about 99% pain free the same day so. Hopefully she'll have the same experience.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Show them your boobs, you’ll get a big discount!

Not true. They doubled my price.

I said his boobs, not yours.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???