Pretty cool festivities going on here in Green Cove, right down the street from me at Spring Park.. They kicked off their Memorial Day Festival at 10am this morning with the signing of The National Anthem and a 6 stunt plane fly over.. Was really cool. Should have nabbed a pic or two..

Fireworks at 8:45pm tonight and have the perfect seat in the hot tub for it.. Got that sucker down to 91 degrees and feels like swimming pool water!

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Three worst words in a golfer’s vocabulary:

Cart Path Only

Yuk.

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Three worst words in a golfer’s vocabulary:

Cart Path Only   You're still away.

Yuk.

FIFY

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Three worst words in a golfer’s vocabulary:

Cart Path Only   You're still away.

Yuk.

FIFY

You fixed nothing.  Walking across the fairway to hit my ball each shot trumps that every...single...time.

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FIFY

You fixed nothing.  Walking across the fairway to hit my ball each shot trumps that every...single...time.

"Carts not permitted" is pretty close. Nowhere to put the case of beer.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

You fixed nothing.  Walking across the fairway to hit my ball each shot trumps that every...single...time.

"Carts not permitted" is pretty close. Nowhere to put the case of beer.

I’m technically not supposed to drink alcohol on the course since I work there.  Company policy.  Knowing certain bev cart girls which will circumvent that policy helps.

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Dayyum.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_hr4-pZRQrs?feature=share

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I hope the text was worth it.

https://youtu.be/9ysOBBUHTsM

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I hope the text was worth it.

https://youtu.be/9ysOBBUHTsM

Maybe someone watched Dukes of Hazard one too many times as a kid.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I hope the text was worth it.

https://youtu.be/9ysOBBUHTsM

Maybe someone watched Dukes of Hazard one too many times as a kid.

This is false..

You can never watch too much Dukes of Hazard!

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So, my wife and I are both marshmallow fans, and she ordered these gourmet marshmallows off this company. She ordered the sampler pack. Ended up with flavors like orange creamsicle, strawberry cream, chocolate & peanut butter, mint chocolate chip, birthday cake and toasted coconut.

My God.. These things are so addictive. For the mallow fans, I highly recommend!

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So, my wife and I are both marshmallow fans, and she ordered these gourmet marshmallows off this company. She ordered the sampler pack. Ended up with flavors like orange creamsicle, strawberry cream, chocolate & peanut butter, mint chocolate chip, birthday cake and toasted coconut.

My God.. These things are so addictive. For the mallow fans, I highly recommend!

People really just eat marshmallows by themselves? Like not on other stuff? Willingly?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

So, my wife and I are both marshmallow fans, and she ordered these gourmet marshmallows off this company. She ordered the sampler pack. Ended up with flavors like orange creamsicle, strawberry cream, chocolate & peanut butter, mint chocolate chip, birthday cake and toasted coconut.

My God.. These things are so addictive. For the mallow fans, I highly recommend!

People really just eat marshmallows by themselves? Like not on other stuff? Willingly?

Hey.. I also like Peeps lol

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Maybe someone watched Dukes of Hazard one too many times as a kid.

This is false..

You can never watch too much Dukes of Hazard!

Daisy is the only Duke I enjoy watching.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

FIFY

You fixed nothing.  Walking across the fairway to hit my ball each shot trumps that every...single...time.

Try hitting your ball into the middle of the fairway, you'll only have to walk half as far.  

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

You fixed nothing.  Walking across the fairway to hit my ball each shot trumps that every...single...time.

Try hitting your ball into the middle of the fairway, you'll only have to walk half as far.  

Yet you still have to walk to get the ball.  Keep trying.  

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So, my wife and I are both marshmallow fans, and she ordered these gourmet marshmallows off this company. She ordered the sampler pack. Ended up with flavors like orange creamsicle, strawberry cream, chocolate & peanut butter, mint chocolate chip, birthday cake and toasted coconut.

My God.. These things are so addictive. For the mallow fans, I highly recommend!

People really just eat marshmallows by themselves? Like not on other stuff? Willingly?

Hey, work from home meant there was nobody around to judge.

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This is false..

You can never watch too much Dukes of Hazard!

Daisy is the only Duke I enjoy watching.

I will not stand for this Uncle Jessie erasure

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I just got the living [BLEEP] stung out of my ankle by a couple of wasps while I was out on the course changing a trash can liner. I forgot just how wonderful that feels.

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Try hitting your ball into the middle of the fairway, you'll only have to walk half as far.  

Yet you still have to walk to get the ball.  Keep trying.  

Have you considered trying polo?  You'll never have to walk to the ball again.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

October 26th baby!!

St Augustine Amphitheater..

Sammy Hagar & George Thorogood..

I'm there!!

Me too!

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