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(09-09-2023, 05:45 PM)Jags Wrote: So… I met an amazing woman. Checks all my boxes. Great wifey potential. Helped me in more ways I can count. Sexy as hell, smart, devoted mother, religious… Think positive and turn this into an opportunity. Suggest a simple sexual maintenance relationship without "dating" commitments. No need to buy flowers and expensive dinners or sit through romantic movies. You can show up with a bottle of wine after the kids go to bed, spend an hour or two and leave. It's perfect.
When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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(09-09-2023, 05:45 PM)Jags Wrote: So… I met an amazing woman. Checks all my boxes. Great wifey potential. Helped me in more ways I can count. Sexy as hell, smart, devoted mother, religious… How many and how old are her kids?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
(09-14-2023, 09:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:(09-09-2023, 05:45 PM)Jags Wrote: So… I met an amazing woman. Checks all my boxes. Great wifey potential. Helped me in more ways I can count. Sexy as hell, smart, devoted mother, religious… I hooked up with a chick once who said she was divorced and had 2 kids.. She actually had 5 kids and was only separated from her husband.. I looked like Calvin Ridley runnin routes just to get the hell outta there..
This is impressive. With a 60 hour notice, two companies were able to transport a satellite over 150 miles, mate it to its rocket, configure it for the required mission and then successfully launch it into low earth orbit. This is a process which typically takes weeks or months.
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This is brilliant. It’s from the movie A Bridge Too Far. The Germans are asking the Brits to surrender, btw.
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I’m currently on an Alaskan cruise with my 81 year old mother. Say a prayer for me that I don’t end up in jail or overboard!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today! (09-18-2023, 04:27 PM)Mikey Wrote:(09-18-2023, 02:49 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: I’m currently on an Alaskan cruise with my 81 year old mother. Say a prayer for me that I don’t end up in jail or overboard! Or get mom into bed and she can go to the bar.
When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
In the middle of a kitchen remodel. I've had no kitchen sink, range, dishwasher, or access to the microwave for going on nine days. The fridge is plugged in in the dining room, much more handy but I can't say it looks good in there. Anything that's cooked is on the grill, and my little one burner propane stove (formerly used for my tailgating activities). I have a friend from Jax visiting over the weekend and there is approximately a 0% chance that the kitchen will be back together. I'm about ready for this [BLEEP] to be over.
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(09-20-2023, 09:52 AM)RicoTx Wrote: In the middle of a kitchen remodel. I've had no kitchen sink, range, dishwasher, or access to the microwave for going on nine days. The fridge is plugged in in the dining room, much more handy but I can't say it looks good in there. Anything that's cooked is on the grill, and my little one burner propane stove (formerly used for my tailgating activities). I have a friend from Jax visiting over the weekend and there is approximately a 0% chance that the kitchen will be back together. I'm about ready for this [BLEEP] to be over. Are you doing the remodel or a contractor?
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(09-20-2023, 11:14 AM)homebiscuit Wrote:(09-20-2023, 09:52 AM)RicoTx Wrote: In the middle of a kitchen remodel. I've had no kitchen sink, range, dishwasher, or access to the microwave for going on nine days. The fridge is plugged in in the dining room, much more handy but I can't say it looks good in there. Anything that's cooked is on the grill, and my little one burner propane stove (formerly used for my tailgating activities). I have a friend from Jax visiting over the weekend and there is approximately a 0% chance that the kitchen will be back together. I'm about ready for this [BLEEP] to be over. There was a time that I would have done it. Them days is past. And the contractors generally show up rather…uh…inconsistently. And all but one speak no English. And the one that does, shall we say, is less than fluent. (09-20-2023, 09:52 AM)RicoTx Wrote: In the middle of a kitchen remodel. I've had no kitchen sink, range, dishwasher, or access to the microwave for going on nine days. The fridge is plugged in in the dining room, much more handy but I can't say it looks good in there. Anything that's cooked is on the grill, and my little one burner propane stove (formerly used for my tailgating activities). I have a friend from Jax visiting over the weekend and there is approximately a 0% chance that the kitchen will be back together. I'm about ready for this [BLEEP] to be over. I was gonna ask if the wife had won the relocation debate you mentioned a while back. I'll take this as a checkmark in her win column. LOL (hope they get your kitchen back together soon!)
(09-20-2023, 09:52 AM)RicoTx Wrote: In the middle of a kitchen remodel. I've had no kitchen sink, range, dishwasher, or access to the microwave for going on nine days. The fridge is plugged in in the dining room, much more handy but I can't say it looks good in there. Anything that's cooked is on the grill, and my little one burner propane stove (formerly used for my tailgating activities). I have a friend from Jax visiting over the weekend and there is approximately a 0% chance that the kitchen will be back together. I'm about ready for this [BLEEP] to be over. I have friends who had a kitchen remodel that took longer than they expected. They were able to live in her late mother's condo for the duration. I think it was three months. Still, that's three months not in their own house with their things. I hope it all comes back together soon. It can be crazy stressful. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
(09-09-2023, 05:45 PM)Jags Wrote: So… I met an amazing woman. Checks all my boxes. Great wifey potential. Helped me in more ways I can count. Sexy as hell, smart, devoted mother, religious… She has zero time for a relationship but you took her out more than ones? I never buy BS when people say "I dont have time for a X of this" ....or .... People that claim that they were too busy to pick up the phone or text you and several days have gone by. Never believe it. Everyone is literally stuck to a phone these days, never fall for their traps and their excused shortcomings of why they failed to do what's respect.
How do you potty train a 3 year old? Literally tired of dealing with his [BLEEP].
"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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