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#1,781
07-13-2016, 12:39 PM

Sweaty handshakes. So gross.
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#1,782
07-13-2016, 12:47 PM

Quote:Sweaty handshakes. So gross.
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#1,783
07-13-2016, 01:58 PM

Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.
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#1,784
07-13-2016, 02:01 PM

Quote:Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.


I changed doctors once because he had the wimpiest handshake ever...I couldn't trust the guy!!!
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#1,785
07-13-2016, 02:04 PM

Quote:Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.
 

I was trying to figure out how to word this.  ^^  But that will work.
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#1,786
07-13-2016, 02:11 PM

Quote:Losing the rubber piece off your earbuds.


Rubber?


Get yourself some Comply foam buds and thank me later!
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#1,787
07-13-2016, 02:13 PM

Quote:Dead fish handshakes from guys. If you're not willing to give a firm handshake, then curtsy.


Ha!


Hand crushers are also annoying, not quite as bad, but I find it a little weird.
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#1,788
07-13-2016, 02:59 PM

Quote:I changed doctors once because he had the wimpiest handshake ever...I couldn't trust the guy!!!


I can honestly empathize. Weak handshakes convey a creepy vibe.
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#1,789
07-13-2016, 03:02 PM

Quote:Ha!


Hand crushers are also annoying, not quite as bad, but I find it a little weird.


Yep, I encountered one of those a couple of weeks ago. You could actually see him tense up as he squeezed.
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#1,790
07-13-2016, 04:53 PM

Websites that autoplay videos *cough* ESPN *cough*

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#1,791
07-13-2016, 06:13 PM

Quote:I feel ya, I've not played it.. mainly because I have things to do... plus I'm not 10 years old.


And people are giving me crap about giving them crap. I'm like great enjoy the game but we don't all need to know your accomplishments lol.
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#1,792
07-14-2016, 01:39 AM

Quote:And people are giving me crap about giving them crap. I'm like great enjoy the game but we don't all need to know your accomplishments lol.
 

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#1,793
07-14-2016, 06:39 AM

Quote:And people are giving me crap about giving them crap. I'm like great enjoy the game but we don't all need to know your accomplishments lol.
 

Pokemon anything is an accomplishment for kids older then 11 or 12?
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#1,794
07-14-2016, 09:35 AM

Burning my fingers while picking bacon out of a hot cast iron skillet.
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#1,795
07-14-2016, 09:53 AM

Quote:I can honestly empathize. Weak handshakes convey a creepy vibe.



So true! The Dr. in question was a dermatologist for my son who was about 15 at the time. Daddy Bunnie has alway taught baby Bunnie the look people in the eye and a firm handshake thing...Dr comes in the room and limp wrists us both and as soon as he leaves the room again, we both look at each other and say "Aww Hell No" at the same time....even a kid knew it just ain't right!!
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07-14-2016, 10:26 AM

Quote:So true! The Dr. in question was a dermatologist for my son who was about 15 at the time. Daddy Bunnie has alway taught baby Bunnie the look people in the eye and a firm handshake thing...Dr comes in the room and limp wrists us both and as soon as he leaves the room again, we both look at each other and say "Aww Hell No" at the same time....even a kid knew it just ain't right!!
 

I was always told that I should never look another man in the eye when I'm shaking.

 

I can't remember what scenario to which this applied, though.
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#1,797
07-14-2016, 11:12 AM

Quote:I was always told that I should never look another man in the eye when I'm shaking.

 

I can't remember what scenario to which this applied, though.



You better try to remember...it might get a little awkward for you at some point!
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#1,798
07-14-2016, 11:19 AM

Quote:You better try to remember...it might get a little awkward for you at some point!
 

True story.
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07-15-2016, 08:51 AM (This post was last modified: 07-15-2016, 11:38 AM by JackCity.)

It annoys me how beautiful French/Spanish women are compared to Irish budgies.


My plan to abscond to a Spanish farm was just moved forward by 10 years.
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#1,800
07-15-2016, 11:34 AM

Quote:It annoys me how beautiful French/Spanish women are compared to Irish budgues.


My plan to abscond to a Spanish farm was just moved forward by 10 years.
That's because all the pretty Irish women get jobs tending bar in trendy foreign cities. Like mine.

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