Seeing myself in a mirror or on camera.   Wow.   I am one of the butt-ugliest people I've ever seen.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

I have a lot going for me.   No doubt about that.   And overall, I've been extremely lucky in life.   But looks?   Jeeeesus.   No.  

 

I was riding in a car with a friend the other day and I told him a story that included a store clerk recognizing me from a previous visit, and he said, "Well, your looks are... distinctive."   I laughed and he started tap dancing.  "Well, your looks are...   non-standard?"   I laughed and said, "Yeah, that's a good way to put it.   Non-standard.  Unique.  You can't have everything."   

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I have a lot going for me.   No doubt about that.   And overall, I've been extremely lucky in life.   But looks?   Jeeeesus.   No.  

 

I was riding in a car with a friend the other day and I told him a story that included a store clerk recognizing me from a previous visit, and he said, "Well, your looks are... distinctive."   I laughed and he started tap dancing.  "Well, your looks are...   non-standard?"   I laughed and said, "Yeah, that's a good way to put it.   Non-standard.  Unique.  You can't have everything."

At least he didn't say you have a good personality...lol

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

At least he didn't say you have a good personality...lol

Well, he's an honest man. 

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How about the stupid ok Google commercial on TV always turns my phone onto search mode.

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Crown Royal on the carpet.

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Crown Royal on the carpet.

Is there a specific reason why you had carpet in your mouth while drinking? Only because Crown Royal near enough to the floor to end up on the carpet is a blatant party foul.

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Signature goes here.

People who drive like this in the winter...

 

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

How about the stupid ok Google commercial on TV always turns my phone onto search mode.

 

Can you change your activation phrase? Mine is "Wake up you piece of [BLEEP]"

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Emails that contain an endless series of CCs (and Reply All) and you end up in this email string for what seems like an eternity.  And many times, you don't need to see any of it.

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People who drive like this in the winter...

 

 

 

I am soooo guilty of this.

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Guys who bathe themselves in Axe before going to the gym.

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I am soooo guilty of this.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

 

What I see:

 

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What I see:

 

 

Let that be a lesson to you..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

People who have access to your calendar yet still book multiple meetings which conflict with your availability.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

Bad/missed calls by refs, at crucial times in games like the end of it, that really hurt one teams chances of winning the game while really helping the other teams chance of winning the game.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

What I see:

Haha +1

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Dropping off stuff at the recycle center only to end up at urgent care for a tetanus shot and antibiotics because something I stepped on went through my boot and into my foot. And my doctor is only in Monday-Thursday so I had to wait 3 hours at urgent care. Among other things. To say I've had a crappy day is an understatement. 

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Friday and Saturday night shifts suck!!


Especially when the general public have all been paid!! Wish me luck!

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...