(09-12-2017, 06:33 PM)The Hammer Wrote:

(09-12-2017, 06:24 PM)Jagwired Wrote: Mariota is going to get the Poi squished out of him this Sunday by Calais. Doc Tony will even offer him a cold drink and a ride after.

He comes back to this stadium with the fresh memory of getting broken here last time and having just witnessed a ten sack game by the guys that did it to him.

Jags win in a blow out 42-10.

Calais is just a lame city in France full of refugees

I know the gene pool is a little watered down in tacky valley, so I'll cut you some slack here, but that's about as weak as you can get with smack when you break out a French reference.

(09-12-2017, 07:22 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:

(09-12-2017, 07:15 PM)unf_nashvillian Wrote: It's because the NFL is so slow and easy.

I think he was referencing the Nashville dating scene.

AKA family reunions.

(09-12-2017, 09:12 PM)VondyP Wrote:

(09-12-2017, 09:08 PM)JaguarsWoman Wrote: What is your definition of a below average receiver? LOL Eric Decker caught only one pass from a better quarterback. You aren't qualified to tell me my receivers are worse than your guys based on what we saw last weekend.

I am waiting for your response to Leonard Fournette's statistics.

he had 100 yards! jesus you can tell you guys havent had good players in a while. running backs are supposed to do that on good days. he got exactly 100, not 170+. 3.8ypc is BELOW where you want your RBs to be. with such a "blowout win" on "the back of fournette" he didnt really have to do very much. texans gave you guys the game in turnovers and had tissue paper at LT

y'all need to chill

A rookie starting his first game going up against arguably one of the best front 7 in the league racked up 100 yards rushing and another 24 yards receiving.  He did that facing 8 or 9 guys in the box all day long.  

(09-13-2017, 12:11 AM)unf_nashvillian Wrote:

(09-13-2017, 12:05 AM)JaguarsWoman Wrote: Be careful, there probably are female Titans fans. And there certainly are at least two Jaguars fans on the board.

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You know what happened to those free agency victories?

They became history. And so did most of their coaches.

But the GM remains....

And the GM now reports to Tom Coughlin, who actually makes the decisions while the GM runs for coffee.

(09-13-2017, 06:50 AM)Jags02 Wrote: I got the Titans winning 31-20.

I feel better now.  You've been wrong about pretty much everything lately.

(09-13-2017, 09:54 AM)VondyP Wrote:

(09-13-2017, 06:53 AM)mvannostran Wrote: You really think Mariota is going to put 31 on our defense? Even if they do win, I expect it to be a relatively low scoring game.

on YOUR defense? like all the sudden your good after stopping the mighty houston O?
mariota will but up 31 with ease

He'll do that from the XRay room at EverBank?

(09-13-2017, 10:04 AM)The Hammer Wrote:

(09-12-2017, 09:37 PM)JaguarsWoman Wrote: The Tarp Kitties moniker is outdated. A few years ago more sections became available for NFL games and we sold a lot more seats without getting any blackouts. Titans fans have to know that by now if they aren't hiding under rocks. And if you know we can be dangerous, you also know we actually do try to win because of what happened during their last game at Jacksonville.

Do you put much stock into a first week loss?

It is going to take more than a few years to live down the tarps

Not really, but I guess it's pretty much all you've got.  No worries.  We don't expect much in the way of creativity from tackland.

(09-13-2017, 11:03 AM)SDM Wrote:

(09-13-2017, 10:58 AM)Frailbones Wrote: How's Cyprien working out?

Garbage as expected.  Hated that signing from day 1.   Adding Jagrags castoffs definitely isn't the proper way to build a roster.

Good thing you hired your head coach from the same cesspool.

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