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Intoxicated Time Traveler Warned Of Alien Invasion

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10-06-2017, 05:23 PM

Intoxicated Time Traveler Warned Of Alien Invasion

Top contender for 2017 Police Report of the Year

In what seems like a plausible story, a Wyoming man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 who had returned to warn of a future invasion by aliens who had filled his body with alcohol, according to a strong candidate for 2017 Police Report of the Year.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...ler-690412
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