Posters who quote someone else's opinion, change it to their own opinion and call it "fixed".. It was funny the first time.. years ago..

 

Posters who threaten others on a forum message board.. If you really are tough, you know you don't need to.. 

 

People who stand out in front of a store trying to peddle their music cd's.. Last time I purchased a music cd was over 15 years ago.. Arrrrrggggggg :pirate:

 

Neighbors who let their dogs into my yard to cop a squat.. It's my yard and it's my dog's territory to cop a squat.. Next time, I grab a baggie, pick it up, walk up and smear it all over your door.. Better than your face.. Consider that a warning.. 

 

People who chew with their mouths open.. Reminds me of watching my clothes tumble around in circles in the dryer at the laundromat.. 

 

Girlfriends who leave trinkets and stuff laying around your house.. You know they do that on purpose.. More territorial than a steroid injected pitbull.. 

 

People who have to get out of their cars while stopped at a red light in traffic.. It's usually for something really stupid, they just like the attention.. Good or bad..

 

Publix's buy one get one free deals.. Buy one Breyer's ice cream for 6.00 and get the second one free.. Yipeeee.. You can buy the same ice cream at other stores for even cheaper without the deal.. Stop doing me favors, it costs me too much money..

 

Beer snobs.. "I only drink such and such Flubbalub Special Ale that's only bought at specialty beer stores".. Pansy..

 

Upper arm tattoo's on women.. Just not appealing to me.. Remember when tattoo's were only for tough guys? Now every Peter Pan out there has a tattoo.. 

 

People who bicycle in the middle of the road.. Look, I know it's legal and all, but don't come crying to me when you get hit by 2 tons of metal (or plastic, for all of you coffee can muffler tip having Tokyo drifting wanna be bad arses) and it flings your silly [BLEEP] 20 feet in the air, cause I'll have no sympathy for you.. 

 

MTV... I don't know why they call it MTV, it's not Music Television anymore, more like "Misplaced The Videos".. Neither is VH1 for that matter.. Pure garbage...

 

People who stand in front of a store who beg for change who use the term, "hey man, let me get..." The correct term is, "excuse me, may I have".. And no you may not.. I'm not buying your beer for you.. Get a job..

 

Women who constantly have to ask, "what are you thinking about?".. You just asked me 2 minutes ago and I said "nothing".. Leave it alone.. I'm really NOT thinking anything.. What am I supposed to tell you? The truth? I want you to quit asking me stupid stuff.. There, I told you.. 

 

Idiots who like to take up two parking spots in a full parking lot when they park their car because they don't want their car dinged by others... I have a set of keys in my hand.. How precious do you consider that paint job of yours? Park like a human.. Your car isn't that precious..

 

Grass cutting service people who mow over paper and trash.. That makes everything look so much better!!!

 

 

 

I'm done for now.. 

 

 

 

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