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Neighbors who let their dogs into my yard to cop a squat.. It's my yard and it's my dog's territory to cop a squat.. Next time, I grab a baggie, pick it up, walk up and smear it all over your door.. Better than your face.. Consider that a warning.. 

 

No you won't. 


 

People who chew with their mouths open.. Reminds me of watching my clothes tumble around in circles in the dryer at the laundromat.. 

 

I agree with this. Cannot stand it. Have some class and chew like a civilized human not a caveman-or woman


 

Girlfriends who leave trinkets and stuff laying around your house.. You know they do that on purpose.. More territorial than a steroid injected pitbull.. 

 

that one really doesn't bother me all that much, pending on what they are leaving around the house.....if it was an empty tampax wrapper......well yeah....put it in the damn trash can! :woot:


 

People who have to get out of their cars while stopped at a red light in traffic.. It's usually for something really stupid, they just like the attention.. Good or bad..

 

Yeah, agree.


 

 

Beer snobs.. "I only drink such and such Flubbalub Special Ale that's only bought at specialty beer stores".. Pansy..

 

Agree. I drink Miller Lite most of the time, and thats good enough for me. 


 

Upper arm tattoo's on women.. Just not appealing to me.. Remember when tattoo's were only for tough guys? Now every Peter Pan out there has a tattoo.. 

 

I think any large tattoo is unappealing on women. Nowadays it seems like more of them have those gross large tattoos that cover large parts of their body. I also don't like tattoos on or around womens breasts or other private places. Tramp stamps are played out too. I like a girl who has a small tattoo on her ankle or other small tattoo, but too many and too big/ gaudy is a huge turn off. 


 

People who bicycle in the middle of the road.. Look, I know it's legal and all, but don't come crying to me when you get hit by 2 tons of metal (or plastic, for all of you coffee can muffler tip having Tokyo drifting wanna be bad arses) and it flings your silly [BLEEP] 20 feet in the air, cause I'll have no sympathy for you.. 

 

Agree.....I hate when these people in their Lance Armstrong lame-o old style ten speeds double up and ride in the car lanes, as if thats going to protect them.