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Caldrac · 03-11-2018, 03:21 PM

(03-11-2018, 11:50 AM)JNev Wrote:
(03-11-2018, 11:03 AM)HolsterHusto Wrote: If you really want a laugh, read his grade and recap after Free Agency last year. It’s pretty clear his girl left him in Jacksonville or something lol.

“Jacksonville Jaguars: D+
Acquired: TE Mychal Rivera, OT Branden Albert, G Earl Watford, DE/DT Calais Campbell, DT Stefan Charles, OLB Lerentee McCray, ILB Audie Cole, ILB Josh McNary, CB A.J. Bouye, S Barry Church.
Lost: RB Denard Robinson, WR Bryan Walters, TE Julius Thomas, OT Kelvin Beachum, G Luke Joeckel, DE/DT Jared Odrick, DE/DT Tyson Alualu, DT Roy Miller, DT Sen'Derrick Marks, OLB Dan Skuta, CB Prince Amukamara, CB Davon House, S John Cyprien.

Every year, the Jaguars make a big splash in free agency. Every year, I grade the Jaguars poorly for these moves. And every year, the Jacksonville fans bash me for it, claiming that I hate their team for some unknown reason. It's like clockwork.

Jacksonville went overboard this spring, bringing in huge names like Calais Campbell, A.J. Bouye and Barry Church. They spent nearly $150 million on these three players alone. All of them are very talented, but are they worth the money?

Absolutely not.

Campbell, Bouye and Church don't want to be Jaguars. As with previous big-name free agents the Jaguars signed in the past, Campbell, Bouye and Church have all left playoff-caliber teams and signed with one of the worst franchises in the NFL. They've effectively taken the money and retired to Florida. If they cared about their NFL careers, they would've taken slightly less money and remained with their superior franchises in an attempt to stay relevant and win a Super Bowl. That's exactly why at least two of these three players will be flops. Perhaps all three will bust. “

That is pure gold lol

I wish we could troll the [BLEEP] out of this guy and remind him of how [BLEEP] wrong he was last year. Maybe Campbell, Bouye and Church realized that the Cardinals, tinhorns & Cowgirls weren't going to be play-off teams in 2017 and they collectively made a smart business decision. Maybe they realized with Tom Coughlin in the building and with his words and pedigree that we weren't [BLEEP] around like we once did.

What a dense [BLEEP].

"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."