(03-14-2018, 11:00 AM)The Eleventh Doctor Wrote:

(03-14-2018, 10:21 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: Waaait a minute!   I smell a rat!    I think Omaha has reinvented himself as JUNGLE CAT 2017.  

Just look at the writing style.   Just look at the ridiculous content.   It's gotta be satire, and it's gotta be Omaha writing it.

You don't remember JungleCat from the old message board?  Guy was a YUGE McCarron fan when he came out.  

Quote:Jungle Cat

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Bucky Brooks mock drafted A.J. McCarron being drafted with the very next pick.

 

I said well before the draft that McCarron has the most amount of elite talent since Andrew Luck. I even took him as the Jaguars GM in the annual mock draft.

 

How humiliating will it be to the Jaguars' front office if I am 100% correct and the Texans have a quarterback that turns into the next Tom Brady?

Look at it this way....

You have a mess of local media messing with David Caldwell's head.

"Bortles sounds like some kind of dog snack". "What the Jaguars need is Lamar Jackson." "Lamar Jackson." "Lamar Jackson."

Little does David Caldwell know the local media H-A-T-E-S Tom Coughlin. Caldwell can sense it, maybe.

So he wants to be popular among the free booze and free food media frenzy and he drafts Lamar Jackson.

What's that gonna be like?

In no time at all the local media will depict Doug Marrone as incapable of getting the most out of Lamar Jackson. The head coach and the franchise quarterback are always tied together. Marrone continues to be maligned to the point of 'he doesn't have that head coach/franchise quarterback bond'.

Within no time at all, the local media will be dropping the name of their tru bro, Bobby Petrino. Yes, that's right. The same Bobby Petrino who QUIT the NFL. The same guy who couldn't man up about his Harley Davidson romp with the Arkansas volleyball honco-ette. The same Bobby Petrino who found forgiveness in Louisville, the place and the scholarship athletes he had dumped just a few years earlier.

Funny, it's still there.

https://youtu.be/T1UsPmuKBBA

Bobby is a new man, they'll say. Why not bring in Petrino to sooth the crumpled sensitivities of Lamar? Since when has the local media had the football sense to make moves that don't leave Jacksonville's Jaguars twisting in the wind as a NFL laughingstock franchise?

The NFL is made up of prideful franchise full of men, who know a quitter like Bobby Petrino when they see him. This, of course, gets lost among the booze hounds in the local media.

Thirty-one franchises will be circling their schedules around any game against the Bobby Cats.

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