(03-14-2018, 11:22 AM)JUNGLE CAT 2017 Wrote:

(03-14-2018, 11:00 AM)The Eleventh Doctor Wrote: You don't remember JungleCat from the old message board?  Guy was a YUGE McCarron fan when he came out.  

Look at it this way....

You have a mess of local media messing with David Caldwell's head.

"Bortles sounds like some kind of dog snack". "What the Jaguars need is Lamar Jackson." "Lamar Jackson." "Lamar Jackson."

Little does David Caldwell know the local media H-A-T-E-S Tom Coughlin. Caldwell can sense it, maybe.

So he wants to be popular among the free booze and free food media frenzy and he drafts Lamar Jackson.

What's that gonna be like?

In no time at all the local media will depict Doug Marrone as incapable of getting the most out of Lamar Jackson. The head coach and the franchise quarterback are always tied together. Marrone continues to be maligned to the point of 'he doesn't have that head coach/franchise quarterback bond'.

Within no time at all, the local media will be dropping the name of their tru bro, Bobby Petrino. Yes, that's right. The same Bobby Petrino who QUIT the NFL. The same guy who couldn't man up about his Harley Davidson romp with the Arkansas volleyball honco-ette. The same Bobby Petrino who found forgiveness in Louisville, the place and the scholarship athletes he had dumped just a few years earlier.

Funny, it's still there.

https://youtu.be/T1UsPmuKBBA

Bobby is a new man, they'll say. Why not bring in Petrino to sooth the crumpled sensitivities of Lamar? Since when has the local media had the football sense to make moves that don't leave Jacksonville's Jaguars twisting in the wind as a NFL laughingstock franchise?

The NFL is made up of prideful franchise full of men, who know a quitter like Bobby Petrino when they see him. This, of course, gets lost among the booze hounds in the local media.

Thirty-one franchises will be circling their schedules around any game against the Bobby Cats.