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Shady McCoy accused of all sorts of mayhem

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(This post was last modified: 07-13-2018, 10:27 AM by Bullseye.)

(07-13-2018, 07:09 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(07-13-2018, 01:40 AM)VisitingCobra Wrote: Great explanations.  I just wonder why these details seem to be mostly absent in the reporting.  Seems pretty important to me.  

Just like the idea of getting a defense attorney without even being charged with a crime...

One scenario is McCoy started as the victim, and in a misguided retaliation made this woman a bigger victim.

But I question the idea of being able to prove he did anything.  Unless he was being recorded in the act, I can't really see it.  Even if they caught the perpetrators, and they ratted him out, why would you believe them?  And how could you prove McCoy had any control over their actions?

It's pretty bizarre.  Can the NFL even suspend him?  Will the Bills want him to play?  This is going to be weird.

People don't care about facts and details, they care about drama and gossip.

Queue Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry"...

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something
Something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

[Instrumental Interlude]

You don't really need to find out
What's going on
You don't really want to know
Just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

(Kick 'em when they're up)
(Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up)
(Kick 'em when they're down)

(Kick 'em when they're up)
(Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're stiff)
(Kick 'em all around)

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the Innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry
 

Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!





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RE: Shady McCoy accused of all sorts of mayhem - by Bullseye - 07-13-2018, 10:25 AM



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