If we draft Teddy, I imagine we'll attract a number of offensive coordinator candidates.  I imagine it wasn't easy an easy sell.

 

Candidate: "So who do you have at Quarterback?"

Bradley: "*coughplaingaverrtcough*"

 

Candidate: "Who?"

Bradley: "You didn't hear me the first time?"

Candidate: "No.  Maybe if you spell it out?"

Bradley: "B...."

Candidate: "Yeah, go on."

Bradley: "Ell...."

 

Candidate: "Uhh... I think I'll see if any other team is hiring."

Bradley: "I wasn't done!"

Candidate: "I figured out where you were going with it."

Bradley: "*sigh*  That's the third one today."

 

Caldwell: "At least we got to the Ell this time.  It's progress."

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