I was  in the dentist chair trying not to think of an old joke I re-heard recently.  The one about Tickle Me Elmo receiving ‘two test-tickles’ before leaving the factory.  That one gets me every time.

That one and that bad pick-up line:

There are 8 planets in our solar system. But only 7 after I destroy Uranus. 

Yeah, I’m immature.  So what?

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