Joe Biden wants to pick his VEEP even before announcing his campaign.
Getting a little ahead of ourselves, eh Joe? Maybe we should hold primaries first.
But Joe has to give minority voters the hope that Stacey Abrams is just one banana peel away from the Presidency.
Creepy Uncle Joe thinks by naming her as his VEEP, voters won't think he's an OLD WHITE GUY.
Saying a lady's name doesn't make you younger and blacker Joe.
He must have hired Hillary's policy wonks...totally out of touch with reality. You can also skip Wisconsin, Joe. This one's in the bag.

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