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2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates

  • Offline MalabarJag
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04-25-2019, 08:21 AM

(04-25-2019, 08:01 AM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote:
(04-25-2019, 07:52 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: I’ve decided to throw my hat into the ring as a Democrat candidate. My campaign slogan is:

“Impeach Trump. No borders. Everything is free.”

How do you like it?
What’s that? It’s taken? By 12 other candidates?

(sigh) Never mind.

Clearly Joe has gone full-on fascist after all those years of working with Republicans.

What you are forgetting is that the message is much more sell-able when he is inappropriately rubbing you while telling you.

That explains everything. Long ago his advisors told him he needed to give the votes a message, but he read that as a massage and has been following those instructions ever since.



                                                                          

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Messages In This Thread
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-15-2019, 10:08 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by Adam2012 - 03-15-2019, 12:53 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-15-2019, 04:15 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by JackCity - 03-15-2019, 05:41 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-15-2019, 08:48 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 04-02-2019, 06:31 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 04-08-2019, 01:12 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 04-10-2019, 11:12 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by B2hibry - 04-10-2019, 11:14 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by TJBender - 04-10-2019, 01:20 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by jagibelieve - 04-10-2019, 03:10 PM
RE: 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates - by MalabarJag - 04-25-2019, 08:21 AM
B2hibry - by B2hibry - 05-03-2019, 04:33 PM
RE: B2hibry - by mikesez - 05-04-2019, 10:19 AM
RE: B2hibry - by flsprtsgod - 05-04-2019, 11:48 AM
RE: B2hibry - by B2hibry - 05-04-2019, 01:11 PM
RE: B2hibry - by MalabarJag - 05-04-2019, 01:25 PM
RE: B2hibry - by mikesez - 05-04-2019, 04:51 PM
RE: B2hibry - by jj82284 - 05-04-2019, 06:00 PM
RE: B2hibry - by mikesez - 05-04-2019, 08:31 PM
RE: B2hibry - by copycat - 05-04-2019, 09:26 PM
RE: B2hibry - by mikesez - 05-04-2019, 09:46 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 06-12-2019, 08:40 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 06-13-2019, 08:30 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 06-13-2019, 12:28 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 12-03-2019, 03:47 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 01-21-2020, 07:33 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by mikesez - 01-21-2020, 01:17 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 01-21-2020, 02:00 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by mikesez - 01-21-2020, 03:24 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 02-04-2020, 06:50 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 02-04-2020, 09:07 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 02-04-2020, 10:21 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 02-14-2020, 06:02 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 02-25-2020, 07:27 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by JackCity - 02-25-2020, 08:27 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by StroudCrowd1 - 02-25-2020, 08:43 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 02-25-2020, 08:49 AM
RE: homebiscuit - by JackCity - 02-25-2020, 01:51 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by copycat - 02-25-2020, 02:40 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by JackCity - 02-25-2020, 03:00 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-02-2020, 03:48 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-03-2020, 01:55 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-05-2020, 08:37 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 03-09-2020, 12:46 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 04-14-2020, 02:26 PM
Copycat - by copycat - 04-28-2020, 12:29 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 07-21-2020, 06:15 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 07-21-2020, 10:34 AM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 08-06-2020, 02:06 PM
RE: homebiscuit - by HURRICANE!!! - 08-06-2020, 02:55 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 08-06-2020, 03:13 PM
homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 08-06-2020, 02:25 PM
Copycat - by copycat - 08-13-2020, 10:55 PM
RE: Copycat - by StroudCrowd1 - 08-13-2020, 11:30 PM
Copycat - by copycat - 08-15-2020, 08:42 PM
Copycat - by copycat - 08-16-2020, 11:49 AM



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