I was force-fed the Vikings for most of the first decade of my life despite never having lived in Minnesota, and Jacksonville got a team a few years after I moved to the city. My family adopted the Jaguars immediately, although that kind of waned as my family all kind of went our separate ways shortly after I graduated from high school and started moving across the country. I tried several times to "quit" the Jaguars, first with a half-hearted attempt to become a Broncos fan while living there, then with a quarter-hearted at best effort to pick up the Chiefs while living in Texas..long story. I keep coming back, despite the commitment to losing and the ever-increasing signals that Khan really would prefer the team be in London.

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