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Soccer is the most non-entertaining sport I've ever watched

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Quote:3 Pages and nobody posted The Simpsons?


 

"Center- passes to wing - back to center. 


 

Center holds it. 


 

Holds it!


 

Holds it!!!
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The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!

<p style="font-family:'bitstream vera sans mono', 'courier new', monospace;font-size:12px;text-align:center;color:rgb(0,0,0);">BART

Hey Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?

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I... don't know.

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You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

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Oh, I've never heard of those people.

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And they'll all be signing autographs.

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Woohoo!

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This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!

 

I love the Simpsons!!!!

 

On a side note though, I love soccer and could watch it all day, but, I do understand why people do not like it.  Heck, I love watching baseball and golf too, so I guess my opinion holds little weight over whether it is boring.

“It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.”
― Albert Camus
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Soccer is the most non-entertaining sport I've ever watched - by Vicbow Rules - 02-17-2014, 08:23 PM



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