I'm quite sure you're older than I, as well. I'm only a senior in high school; I turn eighteen in July. My use of 'art' was a euphemism, and I wholeheartedly agree with your appraisal of such journalistic methods to be low and inappropriate for most educated reading. Your posts on here are, by and large, charged with intent and intelligence, and I consider you to be one of the more reputable members of this message board. I was simply trying to have a bit of fun, is all. My apologies if I offended you in any way.

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