Yeah, just like I have no sympathy for idiots who get shot to death fighting with police, I can muster no sympathy for this seditious moron. You know best way to avoid being shot in the neck while partaking in an insurrection on Capitol Hill? Don't partake on an insurrection on Capitol Hill.

On a ridiculously humorous note, the turd who had a heart attack possessed a taser he concealed inside of his pants. It discharged repeatedly into his testicles, causing the heart attack. So to review, this Billy [BLEEP] tasered himself in the sack while trying to steal a picture of Tip O'Neill, all while being surrounded by the chaos of a moronic, hillbilly insurrection. SNL writers wish they could be so clever.

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