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Florida woman dances through field sobriety test: video

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(08-28-2022, 07:07 PM)Jags Wrote: Fine.  I’ll say it.  She seems like a [BLEEP].  She didn’t look that ugly, her body wasn’t bad, she wasn’t old… why the hell else would she be driving at 2am drunk if she couldn’t pick up a guy?  
Maybe because she was married?  Well Ms Shirley Temple’s husband’s name is Jack Daniel.  Didn’t stop her from cheating on him with Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and Capt. Morgan.  Even saw her have sex on the beach with Tom collins.  Don’t even get me stated on her college days when she was experimenting with Stella Artois.

I dated an alcoholic a long time ago.. Broke it off after like a month. I shoulda known better, picked her up at a bar.. Actually, The Moon, across from Whitey's Fish Camp. We've been flirtin all night, sittin at the bar, sharing shots.. We closed the place down and went back to her house, she had a house in Fleming Island. She drove a corvette, beautiful car. A couple hours later, the sun is coming up so we exchanged phone numbers and (i think names as well) and we hit it off great!! We decided to hook up again, only this time at another bar lolol

This chick didn't even really eat.. maybe the celery from her bloody mary lol

But the one thing i'll never forget, is the constant smell of alcohol. She smelled of it constantly..

Probably one the greatest and saddest times of my life lolol
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RE: Florida woman dances through field sobriety test: video - by WingerDinger - 08-28-2022, 07:47 PM



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